Who's On The New Season Of Dancing With The Stars
Dust Off Your Sequins! DWTS is Back!
Guess what, friends? Dancing With The Stars is back! Ready for another season of spray tans and questionable choreography? I know I am!
The new cast has been announced. Buckle up, because there are some interesting choices this year. Let's dive in!
The Usual Suspects (aka, the "I Kinda Know Them" Category)
First up, we've got some familiar faces. You know, the ones you've seen on TV…probably?
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There's Alyson Hannigan. Yes, Willow from Buffy! Can she slay the cha-cha like she slayed vampires? Only time will tell.
Then there's Jamie Lynn Spears. Remember Zoey 101? I feel ancient. Let's hope she brings some Nickelodeon energy to the dance floor.
And of course, we have a couple of athletes. Because it wouldn't be DWTS without them! This year we got Adrian Peterson to add some athletic spice on the floor.
The "Wait, WHO?" Contingent
Now, things get a little…obscure. This is where the real fun begins! This is where I question my pop culture knowledge.
Prepare yourselves for Xochitl Gomez! She was in that Doctor Strange movie. Can she conjure up some fancy footwork?
We also have Charity Lawson! She was on The Bachelorette. Here hoping her dancing is more successful than her televised search for love!
And Harry Jowsey! He was on that dating show on Netflix. Can he find love on the dance floor? Who knows!
The Underdogs I'm Already Rooting For
These are the contestants who might surprise us all. They could be diamonds in the rough! The ones who give it their all even when the odds are stacked against them.
My money's on Matt Walsh. He's funny as heck on Veep! He probably can't dance but his sheer determination could be hilarious!
Don't count out Lele Pons. She might be a social media star, but she's got rhythm. I have a feeling she is going to do well!
My Unpopular Opinion (Don't Hate Me!)
Okay, here it comes. Brace yourselves. Are you ready?
I think Barry Williams (aka Greg Brady!) will be surprisingly good. Hear me out! He's got showmanship in his blood. He was on TV singing & dancing with his other Brady fam members!
Also, I secretly hope there's a wardrobe malfunction. Just one. For old time's sake, you know?
So, Who Will Win?
Honestly? Who knows! It's Dancing With The Stars. Anything can happen.
Get your snacks ready. Prepare for awkward interviews and questionable judging. Let the dancing commence!
No matter who wins, it's sure to be a wild ride. I can't wait to see who brings home the mirrorball trophy! I'm already practicing my acceptance speech...just in case.
