What Season Of Bachelor In Paradise Is It

Okay, let's be real. We're all thinking it. What Bachelor in Paradise season is it really?

The Official Count: Are We Keeping Track Anymore?

Technically, they tell us. They slap a number on it at the beginning. But does anyone truly remember which numbered season it is?

It's like trying to remember what day of the week it is during summer vacation. The days just blend together, don't they?

This season is definitely the season of questionable decisions. Seriously, some of these couples are making me scratch my head.

Like, did they even talk before deciding to pair up? Or was it purely based on who had the best tan?

I'm judging. I'm judging hard.

Oh, bless their hearts. They all claim they're there for love. But we all know the truth, don't we?

Fame, followers, and free trips to Mexico. Let's call a spade a spade!

Though, to be fair, who wouldn't want that?

Is it even Bachelor in Paradise if there aren't more love triangles than there are grains of sand on the beach?

This season, they've outdone themselves. We've got triangles, squares, maybe even a pentagon thrown in for good measure.

I need a diagram to keep track of who's dating whom.

Okay, I'm just going to say it. Maybe it's just me, but...is the drama a little too manufactured this season?

I mean, I love a good fight as much as the next person. But some of this feels a bit...forced.

Don't hate me! I still watch every episode! But, just saying...

Regardless of the official number, or how many questionable decisions are made, it's still Bachelor in Paradise.

That means it's a season of sun, sand, and scandalous hookups. And honestly? I wouldn't have it any other way.

Pass the popcorn, and let the drama commence!

"I came here to find love...and get a free vacation." - Every Bachelor in Paradise contestant.

Seriously, is it just me, or is it inevitable that Blake Moynes will show up eventually? It feels like a prophecy.

Like, a weird, slightly awkward prophecy filled with past connections and uncomfortable conversations.

I'm placing my bets now: he'll be there by week four. Calling it!

So, what do you think? What season is it really? Let me know your unpopular opinions!