What Channel Will The New Dexter Be On

Okay, Dexter fans, let's get down to brass tacks! The question burning brighter than Miami Metro PD's evidence room fire (hopefully not that bright, for Dexter's sake!): Where can we feast our eyes on the new adventures of everyone's favorite blood spatter analyst with a... unique hobby?

Hunting for Dexter on TV: The Big Reveal

Forget CSI, think "Can't See It... Yet!" because the channel question has been shrouded in more mystery than Dexter's "Dark Passenger." But fear not, my friends! The answer isn’t hidden under a sheet of plastic wrap (thank goodness!).

The new Dexter saga, now officially titled Dexter: Original Sin, is heading exclusively to Paramount+. That’s right, you'll need to subscribe to Paramount+ to see the series.

Why Paramount+? The Plot Thickens... (Just a Little)

Think of it this way: Paramount+ is like Dexter's carefully curated kill room, designed specifically to house this new iteration of the show. They've got all the tools, the space, and presumably, the bleach to make this revival shine.

Streaming services are all the rage these days. It's like cable, but you get to pick and choose what you want and when you want it. No more sitting through hours of home shopping networks just to catch your favorite shows!

Also, it gives the creators more freedom! Remember how network TV sometimes felt like Dexter was wearing a really uncomfortable, starched shirt? Now, they can loosen the tie a little and really explore his world.

So, How Do I Watch Dexter: Original Sin?

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy! Head on over to the Paramount+ website and sign up for a subscription. It's like joining Dexter's little inner circle, but with less, uh, blood.

There are different subscription plans, so pick the one that best suits your needs. Consider it an investment in your mental well-being... or at least, in your entertainment-fueled obsession with a morally ambiguous character!

Download the Paramount+ app on your favorite device. Phone, tablet, TV – the choice is yours! Imagine watching Dexter while eating key lime pie (just try not to spill any on your pristine white t-shirt).

Other Ways to Dive Back into the Dexter Universe

While Dexter: Original Sin is a Paramount+ exclusive, don't forget about the original series! Many services offer the older episodes. You might find Dexter on Showtime (where the original series premiered).

Some services might even offer purchase options for individual episodes or seasons. Just be sure to check the fine print before you commit! You don't want to end up feeling like you've been played like one of Dexter's victims.

And of course, there's always the good old-fashioned DVD or Blu-ray. Nothing beats owning a physical copy of your favorite show! Plus, it's a great way to avoid those pesky streaming service outages. Think of it as Dexter's emergency backup plan… for entertainment!

Final Thoughts: Get Ready for More Dexter!

So, there you have it! The new Dexter is coming to Paramount+. Get ready to dive back into the world of blood spatter, dark secrets, and questionable moral choices.

The excitement is building, and the anticipation is palpable. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go stock up on plastic wrap… just kidding! (Mostly.)

Happy watching, my friends! And remember, stay sharp… just like Dexter’s knives! (Again, mostly kidding! Please don't actually use knives... unless you're cutting a delicious piece of cake.)