World Trigger Season 2 Dub Release Date

Okay, let's talk about something that's been bugging me. It's about World Trigger. Specifically, World Trigger Season 2's dub.
Where IS it? We've been waiting. Seems like forever, right?
The Great Dub Wait: A Comedy in Multiple Acts
Seriously, what's the hold-up? Is BorderHQ having budget cuts? Did they lose the voice actors in a training exercise gone wrong?
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Okay, okay, I'm kidding. (Mostly.) But the suspense is KILLING me.
I know, I know, sub purists are probably rolling their eyes. They're all like, "Subs are superior! Original voice acting is art!"
To them, I say: cool. You do you. But some of us like to fold laundry while watching anime.

My (Slightly) Unpopular Opinion
Here's the thing, and prepare yourselves: I actually like dubs. Gasp! I know, I know, anime blasphemy!
But hear me out! Sometimes, I just want to chill. I don't want to focus all my brainpower on reading tiny subtitles.
I want to enjoy the action. I want to appreciate the scenery. And sometimes, I want to check my phone without missing a crucial plot point.

Is that too much to ask? Probably. The internet is a judgmental place.
Theories and Conspiracies (Mostly Jokes, I Promise)
So, why the delay on the World Trigger Season 2 dub? Let's brainstorm some totally plausible (not really) scenarios:
- Osamu Mikumo's voice actor is stuck in the Neighbor World. Reshoots are impossible.
- Yuma Kuga's voice actor is perfecting his deadpan delivery. It's a complex art.
- The dubbing studio is held hostage by Hyuse fans demanding more screen time. (Okay, maybe I started that rumor.)
The truth is, probably some boring reason like scheduling conflicts. Or licensing issues. Blah, blah, blah. Wake me up when the dub drops.

A Plea to the Anime Gods (and Crunchyroll/Funimation)
Dear Anime Gods, if you're listening: Please, oh please, give us the World Trigger Season 2 dub soon. I beg you!
I promise to be good. I'll even watch an entire episode without touching my phone (maybe).
And to Crunchyroll or Funimation (whoever holds the key to my anime happiness): I'm ready to throw money at my screen. Just tell me when and where.

Until then, I'll be here. Patiently (not really) waiting. Maybe I'll rewatch Season 1 for the tenth time.
Or maybe I'll finally learn Japanese. Nah, who am I kidding?
Seriously though, please, please give us the dub. The world needs more World Trigger. And I need to understand it without having to squint at tiny text.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Now, back to refreshing the release date page every five minutes.
