Will Venom Let There Be Carnage Be On Netflix

Venom: Let There Be Netflix? My Unpopular Opinion
Okay, let's talk Venom: Let There Be Carnage. Everyone's wondering if it's hitting Netflix, right? I have a confession.
I'm not holding my breath. And honestly, maybe that's okay.
The Streaming Shuffle
We all know the streaming game is wild. Movies bounce around like ping pong balls. One day they're on Hulu, the next...poof! Gone.
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Then suddenly, they appear on HBO Max. It's a chaotic dance of rights and licensing. Keeping track is a full-time job.
So, will Venom slither onto Netflix? It's possible, sure. But maybe we're expecting too much.
Why I'm Not Desperate for Netflix
Here's the tea: I didn't love it. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the Eddie Brock and Venom banter. It's always funny.
But Carnage felt...rushed? Like they crammed too much into too little time. Maybe it's just me.

The CGI was cool, definitely. Carnage looked suitably terrifying. Woody Harrelson did his thing.
The "So Bad It's Good" Factor
Let's be honest; some movies are great because they are amazing. Others are great because they are so bad, they are amazing.
Maybe Let There Be Carnage falls into the second category. It is fun to watch. A bit of a chaotic mess, in a good way?
I'd watch it again, but not on Netflix, if you understand what I mean. Let's not make it too accessible.

The Alternatives are Plentiful
Think about it, we have other options. You can buy the digital version. Physical media still exists! (I know, shocking.)
Or you can wait for it to pop up on another streaming service. Patience, young Padawan.
There is so many other great movies to watch on Netflix as well.
My "Controversial" Take
Here's where I might lose some of you. I'd rather see other, deserving superhero movies get the Netflix spotlight.

Give me a deep cut. Something unexpected. Forget the big blockbusters for a minute.
Netflix has a great selection, some hidden gems. Why not showcase them more?
In Conclusion: It's Fine Either Way
Look, if Venom: Let There Be Carnage shows up on Netflix, great. I'll probably give it another watch while folding laundry.
But if it doesn't? I'm not losing sleep. There's plenty of other entertainment out there. My watchlist is already too long!

So, let the streaming gods decide. I will survive anyway. How about you?
Bonus Question: What Would Venom Binge-Watch?
This is the important question, people. Forget Netflix for a second. What shows would Venom be obsessed with?
My guess? Some kind of nature documentary about parasites. Or maybe a cooking show featuring lots and lots of raw meat. What are your thoughts?
I imagine Eddie Brock and Venom would have some pretty heated arguments over what to watch. Imagine the remote control battles!
One thing's for sure: their viewing habits would be... interesting.
