Will Jojo Part 6 Release All At Once

Okay, picture this: it's late 2021. Stone Ocean, the sixth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, is finally here!

Everyone's hyped! Then, bam! Netflix drops the first 12 episodes. A glorious tidal wave of Jolyne Cujoh goodness.

The Great Binge Debate

Now, here's where things get spicy. Some folks were thrilled. Others? Not so much. Why?

Because the age-old question reared its head: release all at once, or weekly?

Hear me out, JoJo fans. I think Stone Ocean should have dropped all episodes at once. Gasp! I know, blasphemy, right?

But seriously, waiting months between batches? It felt like Pucci was using Made in Heaven on my patience!

Let's be real. Binge-watching is practically a competitive sport these days. We're trained for this!

Besides, JoJo's is meant to be enjoyed with maximum momentum. The bizarre adventures demand it!

Think about it. All those crazy stand battles. The emotional gut punches. The memes! We were robbed of peak JoJo meme saturation.

Don't get me wrong, I get the "building anticipation" argument. But with JoJo, the hype is always there.

We're already dissecting every frame of the opening, theorizing about every stand ability. We live for this.

The weekly releases just dragged it out unnecessarily. Like waiting for Jotaro to finally explain his plan.

And let's not forget the dreaded spoilers! Navigating the internet became a minefield.

One wrong click, and BAM! You know exactly who bites the dust thanks to some overzealous fan on Twitter.

A full release? Much easier to control the spoiler floodgates. Watch it all, then unleash the memes upon the unsuspecting masses.

Okay, maybe that's a little evil. But admit it, there's a certain chaotic satisfaction to it.

With a full release, you can experience the story as a complete arc. No awkward pauses, no forgetting plot points.

Just pure, unadulterated JoJo goodness. It's like Star Platinum: The World, but for your viewing pleasure!

Plus, you can re-watch your favorite moments without waiting an eternity. Need to see Jolyne kick some butt again? Done!

Want to analyze Pucci's motives for the tenth time? Go for it!

So, while the Stone Ocean release is done, I stand by my opinion. All episodes, all at once, that's the JoJo way!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go re-watch all of it...again. Maybe this time, with a full Pucci wig.

"Yare yare daze." - Jotaro Kujo (probably about this release schedule)

Don't @ me.