Why My Samsung Tv Won't Connect To Internet

My Samsung TV. It's supposed to be smart, right? Sometimes, I think it's just... pretending.
The Eternal Question: Wi-Fi Woes
Why won't you connect, dear TV? Are you having a philosophical debate with the router again? I swear, they have a secret language.
This is an unpopular opinion: Sometimes, I suspect my TV is just being dramatic. Like a teenager refusing to do chores.
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Is it Me? Is it You? Is it the Wi-Fi Fairy?
First, the blaming game begins. Is it my internet? Probably. But I'll never admit it first!
The router gets a glare. I consider unplugging it. Then I remember I need the internet for everything else too.
My phone is connected! So, clearly, the universe is conspiring against just the TV.
The Troubleshooting Tango
The dreaded settings menu. Navigating it is like trying to defuse a bomb.

I find the Wi-Fi section. It's taunting me. Showing all the available networks... except mine.
Entering the password. Again. I swear, I know it by heart now. I could recite it backwards in Klingon.
Still no connection. My thumbs are starting to hurt. I’m starting to have dark thoughts about the remote.
The Great Reset Ritual
The power button. The universal solution to all tech problems.
A full minute of waiting. It feels like an eternity. Is it working? Is it just mocking me?

TV turns back on. Hope flickers. Wi-Fi symbol... still missing.
Calling in the Reinforcements (AKA YouTube)
Time to consult the experts. YouTube is my tech support hotline. Even if the experts are 12-year-olds.
I watch a video about "fixing your Samsung TV's Wi-Fi issues". It involves jargon I don't understand. Something about DNS settings and IP addresses.
I try a few things. Randomly changing numbers. Praying to the tech gods. No luck.

The Unpopular Opinion: It’s All A Conspiracy
Here's my theory: Samsung TVs intentionally disconnect from the internet. Just to annoy us.
They want us to buy new TVs! Planned obsolescence! It's all a big conspiracy! adjusts tinfoil hat
Or maybe... just maybe... my router is old. But admitting that is admitting defeat. And I am not a quitter!
The Last Resort: Ethernet Cable of Shame
Fine. I give up. I’ll use the cable.
Dragging the ethernet cable across the room. It's not pretty. It's not elegant.

But it works! Connected! Finally, sweet streaming bliss. For now.
The Circle of Wi-Fi Life
I know this won't last. The Wi-Fi will disconnect again. It's inevitable.
But until then, I'm enjoying my connected TV. Even if it's powered by the shame cable.
Maybe tomorrow I'll buy a new router. Or maybe I'll just throw the TV out the window. Jury's still out.
Until next time, wish me luck battling my smart...ish TV.
