Why Isn't Real Housewives Of Miami On Bravo

Miami: Sunshine, Shade, and... Peacock?

Okay, let's talk Real Housewives of Miami. I have a confession. This is my favorite franchise. Yes, I said it.

But a question burns in my soul. Why is it not on Bravo anymore? It feels like a conspiracy.

Bravo's Loss, Peacock's Gain?

Don't get me wrong, I understand the streaming thing. Everything's going that way. But RHOM deserves better than being hidden on Peacock.

Is it me, or does Bravo just not appreciate the magic? The drama is top-tier. The fashion? Unmatched.

Maybe this is my unpopular opinion. But I miss the comfort of watching it during commercial breaks on Bravo.

The Miami Heat Is Undeniable!

These women are hilarious. They're also fierce. And they know how to throw a party (and a tantrum).

Lisa Hochstein's divorce saga? Iconic. Larsa Pippen's...everything? Always entertaining.

Let's not forget the OGs! Alexia, Adriana, Marysol. Pure gold.

They bring the heat, literally and figuratively. Why hide that fire from the masses?

Is Bravo Playing Favorites?

Are they focusing too much on other franchises? Are Atlanta and Beverly Hills getting all the love?

I love those cities too, of course. But Miami brings a different kind of spice to the table.

It's vibrant, it's glamorous, and it's undeniably REAL.

Bring Back the Miami Magic!

Maybe Bravo thinks Miami is too "niche." Maybe they underestimate its appeal.

But I think they're wrong. People love the over-the-top lifestyles. People love the messy friendships. People love the Miami vibes!

I mean, who doesn't want to escape to South Beach for an hour each week?

A Call to Action (Sort Of)

So, what can we do? Stream RHOM on Peacock? Yes, definitely do that.

But maybe, just maybe, we can also bombard Bravo with tweets. We can start a petition.

Okay, maybe I'm getting carried away. But a girl can dream, right?

Miami Deserves the Bravo Spotlight!

Honestly, it feels like Bravo is sleeping on a goldmine. RHOM has evolved. It's found its footing.

And it’s better than ever. The current cast dynamic is pure television magic.

So, Bravo, please reconsider. Bring back the sunshine. Bring back the shade. Bring back the Real Housewives of Miami to their rightful home!

Just My Two Cents (Or Maybe More Like Two Mojitos)

Look, I'm just a fan who misses seeing my favorite Housewives on Bravo. It's a simple request.

Maybe one day, my dream will come true. Until then, I'll be over here, happily subscribed to Peacock, but secretly wishing for those good old Bravo days.

Cheers to Miami! May its reign continue, wherever it may be!