Why Isn't Naruto Shippuden Fully Dubbed On Hulu

Okay, let's be real. We've all been there. Scrolling through Hulu, ready for some Naruto Shippuden binge-watching.
But then... BAM! You hit a wall. An invisible, subtitle-laden wall.
The Great Dub Divide: A Hulu Mystery
Why, oh why, isn't Naruto Shippuden fully dubbed on Hulu? It's the question that keeps me up at night. Maybe it keeps you up too.
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Seriously, where's the love for us dub-only watchers? I get it, subtitles are cool and all. But sometimes, you just want to chill.
You just want to hear Naruto yell "Believe it!" in English while stuffing your face with ramen. Is that too much to ask?
Theories and Conspiracy (Mostly Jokes)
I've got theories. Wild ones. Maybe Hulu's budget for voice actors ran out. Maybe Sasuke secretly hates the English dub.
Okay, those are ridiculous. But still, it's frustrating! Why tease us with some dubbed episodes, then leave us hanging?

It's like offering a plate of delicious dango, but only letting you eat half. Cruel, I say!
Perhaps it is a deliberate plan to make us watch it again with subtitle to refresh our memory?
The Sub vs. Dub Debate: My Unpopular Opinion
Look, I know the sub vs. dub debate is a fiery one. Some people swear by the original Japanese audio.
They say it's more authentic, more nuanced. And hey, I respect that. But sometimes, authenticity takes a backseat to convenience and pure enjoyment.

Sue me, but I find it more relaxing to listen than to read all the time. I like to glance away from the screen!
Plus, the English voice actors for Naruto Shippuden are fantastic. Maile Flanagan is Naruto. Period.
Is It Just Me?
Am I the only one who feels this way? Am I alone in my quest for a fully dubbed Naruto Shippuden experience on Hulu?
I suspect not. I bet there are dozens of us! Dozens!

We’re huddled in our homes, secretly wishing Sakura would stop yelling (regardless of language). Okay, maybe that's just me again.
A Plea to Hulu (and Maybe Viz Media)
So, Hulu, if you're listening (or reading), please hear my plea. Give the people what they want! Finish the dub!
We'll even throw in some extra streaming hours. We'll watch all the ads. Just give us the complete dubbed series!
And Viz Media, if you have any say in this, maybe you could nudge them along? Pretty please?

Think of the fans! Think of the meme potential! Think of all the "Believe it!" memes we're missing out on!
In the Meantime...
Until that glorious day arrives, I guess I'll just keep switching between the dub and the sub. I'll squint at the subtitles and try not to miss any of the action.
I’ll probably complain about it the whole time. You know, the usual.
But hey, at least I have Naruto Shippuden to watch. Even if it's only partially dubbed. Silver linings, right?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with Kakashi (and his mysterious mask) in English... for a few episodes, anyway.
