Why Isn't Fear The Walking Dead Season 7 On Hulu

Where's My Fear the Walking Dead Season 7 Fix, Hulu?!

Okay, let's be real. Are we the only ones screaming at our TVs? We patiently wait, popcorn in hand. We are ready for some zombie mayhem. And... nothing! Where is Fear the Walking Dead season 7 on Hulu?

It's a mystery worthy of Sherlock Holmes. Maybe even more confusing than the Walking Dead timeline itself. Seriously, what year is it in that universe anyway?

The Great Streaming Conspiracy (Probably Not)

Is there a secret society preventing us from watching? Are they hoarding all the zombie episodes for themselves? Probably not. But it's fun to imagine, right?

Maybe Hulu and AMC are having a lovers' quarrel. A streaming service squabble! It's the only logical explanation. We just want to see Morgan kick some walker butt!

Or perhaps it's the zombies' fault. They've infiltrated the Hulu servers. They are feasting on bandwidth and delaying the upload. The undead are truly the enemy!

Hulu's Got 'Splaining To Do!

Seriously though, where is it? We're starting to feel like Rick Grimes waiting for his helicopter rescue. Just give us an estimated arrival date!

Don't leave us hanging like a walker on a fence. We need our fix of apocalyptic drama! Our sanity depends on it. (Okay, maybe that's a slight exaggeration.)

We pay our monthly subscription fees. We binge-watch everything else. We deserve to know! So, Hulu, spill the beans!

An Unpopular Opinion (Maybe?)

Here's where things get controversial. Buckle up. Maybe season 7 isn't on Hulu because... it's not very good?

Don't hate me! I know, I know. We're all loyal fans. But let's be honest. Fear the Walking Dead has had its ups and downs. It has more downs that ups lately.

Perhaps Hulu is doing us a favor. Protecting us from unnecessary zombie drama. Saving us valuable binge-watching time. Could they be our heroes?

Okay, that's probably too generous. I still want to see it. I need to judge for myself how ridiculous things get. I’m ready to see what Dwight is up to!

The Waiting Game

So, what are we supposed to do? Are we going to just sit here twiddling our thumbs? Staring blankly at the Hulu home screen?

We could re-watch seasons 1 through 6. Reminisce about the good old days. Before the show became... whatever it is now.

We could try to find spoilers online. But who wants to ruin the surprise? Even if the surprise is likely to be something utterly bonkers.

"We'll just have to wait and see," - said every Walking Dead fan ever.

Maybe a new season will appear, like a mirage. A glorious zombie-filled oasis. Until then, we'll keep refreshing the Hulu page. Holding onto hope (and our popcorn).

So Hulu, hear our plea. Release season 7! Before we turn into walkers ourselves. Driven mad by the endless wait.

And maybe, just maybe, it'll be surprisingly good. Or at least entertainingly bad. Either way, we're ready. (Eventually.)