Why Is There No Dub For Naruto On Hulu

Naruto on Hulu: Where's the Dub, Dattebayo?!

Okay, real talk. We all love Naruto. Explosions, ramen, believe it! But streaming it can be... a little annoying.

Especially when you fire up Hulu, ready to binge, and BAM! Subtitles only.

Where's the dub, Hulu? Are you trying to make me actually read?

I get it. Some purists swear by the original Japanese voice acting. Respect. Kinda.

But sometimes, after a long day, my brain just wants to hear about becoming Hokage. Not squint at tiny words.

Am I alone here? Is it a crime to prefer the English Naruto voice cast?

Look, subtitles are educational. I'm practically fluent in Japanese now! (Okay, maybe just a few phrases.)

And I appreciate the effort to preserve the original intent. Really, I do.

But after episode 20, my eyes start to cross. And I miss important plot points because I was too busy trying to read at light speed.

Come on, Hulu. You've got the power to make dreams come true. Or at least, to provide both subbed and dubbed versions of Naruto.

Think of the possibilities! We could switch back and forth depending on our mood. Feeling cultured? Subs. Feeling lazy? Dubs!

It's a win-win! More viewers, happier fans, and fewer eye strain headaches.

Maybe I'm the only one who feels this way. Maybe everyone else is perfectly happy with just the subbed version.

But I suspect there are others out there. Hiding in the shadows, secretly craving that sweet, sweet English voice acting.

Don't be ashamed! Embrace your inner dub lover!

Okay, let's get real for a second. What's really going on here? Is there a secret agreement between anime streaming services?

Are they trying to force us all to learn Japanese? Is this some kind of elaborate social experiment?

I'm only half kidding... maybe.

Ultimately, it all comes down to choice. We deserve the option to watch Naruto however we please.

Subbed, dubbed, even upside down if that's your thing (though I wouldn't recommend it).

So, Hulu, please. Consider our humble request. Bring the dub to Naruto!

Until then, I'll keep squinting at subtitles and dreaming of the day I can hear Naruto yell "Believe it!" without having to strain my eyes.

Maybe one day, my dream will come true. Maybe one day, the dub will arrive.

But until then, I'll just keep hitting pause and rewind. Because Naruto is worth it. Even with subtitles.

And remember, even if you prefer subs, be kind to your dub-loving friends. We're all just trying to enjoy the show.