Whos The Killer In Scream Queens Season 2

Okay, let's talk Scream Queens Season 2. Who was the actual killer? We all remember the Green Meanie, right? But was it that simple?

Let's be honest, the show threw red herrings at us like dodgeballs in gym class. Everyone was a suspect at some point. Even Zayday seemed a bit shifty sometimes, and we love Zayday!

The Obvious Suspects (and Why They're Too Obvious)

Dr. Cascade and Dr. Holt are the first names that pop up. They had motives and surgical skills. But come on, where's the fun in that?

Boone's twin, Ingrid Marie Hoffel, was another prime candidate. Her obsession with Cathy Munsch was, let's say, intense. Seems almost too easy though, right?

Unpopular Opinion Time: It Was... Everyone?

Here's where I get controversial. What if the "killer" wasn't one person? What if it was a collective of craziness?

Think about it. The hospital was a hotbed of secrets, grudges, and truly awful bedside manner. Everyone was capable of a little bit of mayhem. Maybe even you!

The Green Meanie suit could have been passed around. Like a very deadly, very green, loaner sweater. Hear me out!

Maybe Dr. Holt only thought he was killing someone. Maybe someone else finished the job. It's possible! That hand of his was acting up.

And what about the patients? Let's not forget they were all a little…unique. Any one of them could have been a secret mastermind.

The Real Horror: Hospital Bills

Beyond the murders, the real terror of Scream Queens Season 2 was the cost of healthcare. Think about it. Imagine getting chased by a green maniac and receiving a six-figure bill afterwards. Yikes!

Seriously, the deductibles alone could kill you. That's a scarier thought than any serial killer, TBH.

But Back to the Killer...

Okay, okay, I'll try to be serious (for a minute). What if the true killer was the show's writing itself? It killed logic, coherence, and our hopes for a satisfying ending.

It was a chaotic, glorious mess. I wouldn't have it any other way. Don't @ me.

Seriously though, the inconsistencies make pinpointing a single culprit almost impossible. It feels like they wrote it week-to-week with zero plan. Which, honestly, is kind of brilliant.

The Verdict (Maybe?)

So, who was the killer? Maybe it was the Green Meanie. Maybe it was multiple people. Maybe it was a metaphor for the broken healthcare system.

Or maybe, just maybe, it was Cathy Munsch pulling the strings the entire time. You never know with that woman.

Ultimately, does it even matter? We got witty banter, ridiculous situations, and Jamie Lee Curtis being iconic. That's a win in my book!

So, next time someone asks who the killer was in Scream Queens Season 2, just smile and say, "Yes." Then walk away. Mystery solved (sort of)!

And remember: always get a second opinion before letting a hot-handed surgeon operate on you.