Who Is Still Together From Mafs Season 13

Okay, let’s be real. Married at First Sight Season 13 was… a rollercoaster. A rusty, rickety rollercoaster threatening to fly off the tracks.

Houston, we had problems. Big problems. So, who actually managed to avoid crashing and burning?

The Last (Wo)man Standing: Are They Still Together?

The Obvious Answer: Nobody.

Yep, you read that right. As far as official updates go, zero couples from Season 13 are currently together.

It's a clean sweep of heartbreak, awkwardness, and questionable decision-making.

But hey, at least we got some good TV out of it, right?

The Case of Brett and Ryan: A Short-Lived Spark

Remember Brett and Ryan? Seemed promising at first. Then… fizzle.

Rumor has it, Ryan was on dating apps before Decision Day even rolled around. Ouch.

Brett seems much happier now and is glowing in her own happiness.

Jose and Rachel: On-Again, Off-Again…Then Just Off

Ah, Jose and Rachel. The rollercoaster within the rollercoaster. They broke up. They got back together.

Then they broke up again. For good this time, thankfully!

Let’s just say, that whole scenario was exhausting to watch. Good on them for ending things, finally.

Johnny and Bao: The Friend Zone Fiasco

Johnny and Bao... where do we even begin? This pairing felt doomed from the start.

Johnny’s constant criticism and Bao’s, um, "unique" personality combination just didn’t work.

They're definitely not together. Maybe they are cordial to each other now?

Myrla and Gil: The Shocking Split

Okay, this one stung. Myrla and Gil seemed like they had a real chance.

They made it to Decision Day and chose to stay married!

Then, bam! Myrla dumped Gil shortly after. Talk about a plot twist!

Michaela and Zack: The Volatile Duo

And finally, there's Michaela and Zack. A walking, talking, screaming match.

This couple was so on and off it gave us whiplash.

Surprise! They are definitely not together.

Unpopular Opinion Time!

Here's my slightly controversial take: Season 13 was a beautiful disaster.

It was train-wreck TV, sure, but it also gave us a glimpse into the complexities of modern relationships.

Also, maybe, just maybe, the experts need to rethink their matching strategy. Like, drastically.

Let's be honest, some of those couples were disasters right from the beginning.

But hey, maybe next season will bring us some actual success stories. One can dream, right?

Until then, we'll just have to re-watch the drama and cringe-worthy moments. Happy viewing!