Which Obey Me Character Should You Date

So, You Want To Date A Demon? (Obey Me! Edition)

Let's be honest. We've all thought about it. Which of those Devildom hotties would actually be dateable? Forget the storyline for a minute. Let's get real.

First, Let's Ditch the Unsuitable

Sorry, Lucifer fans. He's beautiful, powerful, and… way too much. I'm getting anxiety just thinking about his rules. Pass.

And Leviathan? Love the guy, but my anime collection is sacred. Sharing is not caring when it comes to limited editions. Nope.

Beelzebub needs to eat constantly. Dates would revolve around food. My wallet (and my waistline) couldn't handle it. Hard pass, even if his abs are amazing.

Maybe? The "On the Fence" Demons

Mammon. Okay, hear me out. Yes, he's obsessed with money. But underneath that, he's kinda sweet (in a tsundere-ish way). Maybe with some serious financial therapy?

Satan is intelligent and artistic. But his anger issues are a red flag bigger than his demonic wings. Proceed with extreme caution.

The Surprisingly Dateable (My Unpopular Opinion)

Okay, prepare yourselves. My pick? Asmodeus.

I know, I know. He's the embodiment of lust. But consider this: He's confident. He's honest about his desires. And he's clearly dedicated to self-care.

Think about it. He'd plan amazing dates. He'd always look incredible. Plus, he'd probably give the best compliments ever.

Hear Me Out! The Asmodeus Defense

Some might say he's too self-absorbed. But isn't everyone a little? At least Asmodeus owns it. There are no hidden agendas there.

He also has a surprisingly playful side. I can just imagine the witty banter and the mischievous grins. Dating him would never be boring. He is also the easiest to make happy, a new shade of lipgloss? He would be all yours.

And let's be real, who doesn't want a partner who's confident and comfortable in their own skin? That kind of energy is infectious!

But What About the Others?

Okay, okay, I'll give you a few more possibilities. Diavolo is charming and powerful, but also probably super busy running Devildom. You'd be competing with an entire kingdom for his attention.

Barbatos is intriguing and mysterious. But he always knows everything. A little creepy, if you ask me. Plus, I'm sure I'll be on his schedule and that's a no for me.

And then there's Simeon and Luke. Sweet angels, but maybe a bit too… pure? I need a little bit of devilishness in my life.

The Verdict: Embrace the Fabulous

Ultimately, it's all about personal preference. But if you're looking for someone who's fun, confident, and knows how to have a good time, don't underestimate Asmodeus.

He might just surprise you. And hey, even if it doesn't work out, at least you'll have some amazing selfies to show for it!

So, which Obey Me! character would you date? Let me know your (hopefully agreeing!) opinions!