Where Can I Watch The Planet Of The Apes Movies

So, you want to watch some apes take over, huh? I get it. Planet of the Apes movies are a wild ride.

The Streaming Jungle

First things first, the streaming world. It's like a jungle itself sometimes! You need a machete (or just a good subscription plan) to navigate it.

Netflix: Maybe, Maybe Not

Is Planet of the Apes on Netflix? Sometimes! It really depends on your region. And whether Netflix feels like being nice to ape enthusiasts that week.

It's a constant game of "Is it there? Nope. Is it there now? Still nope. Maybe tomorrow?"

Hulu: Crossing Fingers and Toes

Hulu is another contender. Again, it’s a regional thing, and things change like the wind. Check before you settle in with your popcorn.

Disney+: Apes Assemble! (Sort Of)

Disney+ owns 20th Century Studios, which made the most recent Apes flicks. So, you might find some of the newer ones there!.

They probably won’t all be there at once though, it’s all about licensing deals. You know, the boring stuff that keeps us from watching talking gorillas whenever we want.

The Wild West of Renting and Buying

Okay, streaming is a mess. What about renting or buying?

Amazon Prime Video: Rent 'Em, Buy 'Em

Amazon Prime Video is generally a safe bet. You can usually rent or buy the Planet of the Apes movies there.

It costs a few bucks, but hey, at least you know you can watch them! No more streaming roulette.

Apple TV: Another Option in the Orchard

Apple TV is similar. You can rent or buy the movies there too. Pick your platform of choice!

Other Digital Stores: Don't Forget Them!

Don't forget about other digital stores like Google Play, Vudu, and Microsoft. They often have the movies available as well.

The Unpopular Opinion Corner

Okay, time for my unpopular opinion. Brace yourselves.

I think the original 1968 Planet of the Apes is…overrated. Fight me! (Just kidding. Kind of.)

Yes, it's a classic. Yes, the ending is iconic. But the pacing is so slow! The sequels are where the real fun is at.

And honestly, the Rise/Dawn/War trilogy? Amazing. Caesar is one of the best characters in modern movie history.

Physical Media: A Blast from the Past

Feeling old school? Buy the DVDs or Blu-rays! Remember those?

This way, you own the movies forever. No streaming rights can take them away from you! Plus, special features!

The Final Verdict

So, where can you watch Planet of the Apes? Everywhere and nowhere, all at the same time!

The streaming services are a gamble. Renting or buying is more reliable. Physical media is the safest bet.

Just promise me you'll watch at least one. And then let's argue about which one is the best! (Hint: it's Dawn of the Planet of the Apes)

Happy ape-watching!