When Will Season 2 Of Demon Slayer Be Dubbed

So, About That Demon Slayer Season 2 Dub...
Okay, let's be real. We're all thinking it. When exactly are we getting more dubbed Demon Slayer goodness?
I'm talking about Season 2, the Entertainment District Arc. You know, the one with all the flashing lights and even flashier demons?
We saw Tengen Uzui, the Sound Hashira. He was trying to be flashy and all. I need to understand all the lines in my language!
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The Dub Delay Dilemma: A Humorous Inquiry
It feels like we've been waiting longer than it takes to learn Total Concentration Breathing, doesn't it?
Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like they're personally battling Upper Rank Three (Akaza)? Because that's how long this wait feels!
Seriously, I might start seeing demons in my sleep if I keep rewatching Season 1's dub.
I have a confession, maybe the delay is because I keep re-watching season 1.

Sub vs. Dub: An (Unpopular?) Opinion
Now, before you grab your katanas, hear me out. Subs are great! They really are. I get it.
But sometimes, you just want to veg out on the couch. No reading, just pure, unadulterated demon-slaying action in your native tongue.
Don't judge me! Some of us use Demon Slayer as background noise while we... clean? Work? Okay, mostly procrastinate.
For true fans, we've already watched the whole season in Japanese.
I like focusing on visuals, alright? Let the English voice actors do their magic!

Am I the only one who feels that way? Please tell me I'm not alone.
Theories and Speculation (aka Wild Guesses)
So, what's the hold-up? Did the voice actors get lost in the Entertainment District?
Are they meticulously perfecting every "Hinokami Kagura" for maximum impact? Is Tanjiro taking voice acting lesson?
Or maybe, just maybe, they're waiting for the perfect moment to drop it on us. Like a surprise attack from a Blood Demon Art!

Perhaps there's a licensing thing. Some copyright here and there that slows thing down?
I really hope that the dub will be available to stream on all major platforms!
Honestly, I have no clue. This is all just speculation fueled by caffeine and impatience.
My Plea to the Anime Gods (and Crunchyroll/Funimation)
Oh, wise and powerful overlords of anime streaming services! We humbly beseech thee.
Grant us the gift of the Demon Slayer Season 2 dub! Bestow it upon us like a perfectly timed Water Breathing Tenth Form.

We promise to watch it... repeatedly. We will also buy merchandise and spread the good word of Demon Slayer far and wide.
Also, if you could throw in a Season 3 dub announcement while you're at it... that'd be great.
In the Meantime...
Guess I'll just keep practicing my Japanese. (Spoiler alert: I'm not.)
Or maybe I'll just rewatch the Mugen Train arc for the tenth time. Kyojuro Rengoku, you beautiful fiery soul!
Let me know when you hear something. Until then, happy demon slaying (in whatever language you prefer)!
