When Will Scream 2022 Be On Paramount Plus

Ghostface's Streaming Schedule: A Very Important Investigation

Okay, let's be real. We all loved Scream (2022). But the real question burning in our souls is: WHEN does it hit Paramount Plus?

It's been a while. I'm starting to feel like I'm stuck in Woodsboro waiting for Ghostface to call. And by Ghostface, I mean Paramount Plus to add it to their library.

The Great Streaming Delay of Our Time

Remember when movies used to hit streaming like, a month after they left theaters? Those were the days. Now it feels like a twisted game orchestrated by Ghostface himself.

Are they TRYING to make us buy the Blu-ray? Look, I appreciate physical media, I really do. But I already pay for, like, six streaming services. I’m practically funding Hollywood single-handedly!

I swear, if I have to watch another ad for something I’m already paying for, I might scream. (Pun intended, of course.)

The Rumor Mill Churns (Like Ghostface's Stomachs)

The internet is full of whispers. I've seen dates thrown around like confetti at a New Year's Eve party. But how reliable are these sources?

Probably as reliable as Randy Meeks' movie analysis when the killer is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE. So, not very.

Some folks say it'll drop in [Insert a Random Month]. Others are convinced it's already secretly available only in Uzbekistan. Gotta love the internet.

My (Unpopular) Opinion: The Wait Is Worth It

Here's the thing. I know we're all impatient. I am too! But maybe, just maybe, the wait will make the rewatch even sweeter.

Think of it like this: anticipation builds excitement. It's like Ghostface playing mind games with his victims. Cruel, yes, but effective!

Plus, let's be honest, watching Scream (2022) on the small screen is better than no screen at all. Especially if you have surround sound.

What We DO Know (Maybe)

Okay, I'm going to try and inject some actual information here. Paramount Plus usually gets Paramount movies after a certain period. But, with streaming deals all over the place, nothing is certain.

Keep an eye on the official Paramount Plus announcements. That's really the only way to know for sure when Ghostface is coming to your living room.

Also, follow some reputable streaming news outlets. They're often in the know (or at least, pretend to be).

In the Meantime...

While we wait for Scream (2022) to grace Paramount Plus, there's plenty to keep us busy. Rewatch the original Scream! Or the other sequels! Or maybe just watch a documentary about popcorn.

Honestly, I’d watch Gale Weathers read the phone book. Courtney Cox is just THAT good.

Just don't answer any phone calls from unknown numbers. You never know.

Final Thoughts (and a Plea to Paramount Plus)

So, when will Scream (2022) be on Paramount Plus? The answer, sadly, remains elusive. But I remain hopeful.

Paramount Plus, if you're reading this: Please, release us from this streaming purgatory. We're dying to see Dewey Riley one more time (sniff).

And in the meantime, I'll keep refreshing the Paramount Plus homepage. Wish me luck!