When Will Sao Progressive Come Out On Crunchyroll
Okay, let's talk about Sword Art Online Progressive and Crunchyroll. When are we finally getting the next installment?
The Endless Wait: Are We There Yet?
Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting since Aincrad was still a thing. My patience is thinner than Kirito's chances of actually just relaxing for five minutes.
Are they meticulously crafting each frame? Or did the servers hosting the episodes fall into a digital black hole? I'm starting to suspect the latter.
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Theories Abound (Mostly Wishful Thinking)
I've got theories, people. Wild theories. Hear me out.
Maybe Asuna locked the episodes in her inventory. She wants us to appreciate the suspense, obviously. What a troll, but I'd expect nothing less of her!
Or, perhaps, it's all part of a grand plan. Crunchyroll wants to release it during a massive anime convention. A PR stunt of legendary proportions. I wouldn't put it past them, let's be real.
My Unpopular Opinion (Prepare Yourselves!)
Okay, here it comes. Brace yourselves for a slightly controversial statement.
I low-key think SAO Progressive is better than the original Sword Art Online. Don't @ me!
The slower pace, the character development... it's all just chef's kiss. I get the hate, I really do. But I'm on Team Progressive forever.
Why the Delay Matters (To Me, At Least)
Look, I'm not asking for much. Just a little consistency. A crumb of information. Anything!
My watch list is mocking me. The "continue watching" section glares at me every time I log in. It's a constant reminder of what I'm missing.
It's not just entertainment, it's an emotional investment. It's like waiting for your friend to finish their game before you can go out. It’s torturous!
Dear Crunchyroll: A Plea From A Desperate Fan
So, Crunchyroll, if you're reading this (and I'm choosing to believe you are)...
Please, throw us a bone! A release date, a trailer, even just a GIF of Kirito looking determined. I beg you!
We, the dedicated fans of Sword Art Online Progressive, are patiently (okay, impatiently) awaiting your command. Don't make us resort to watching it on... other less-than-legal platforms. Nobody wants that.
Until Then...
In the meantime, I'll just keep re-watching the existing episodes. And maybe start a petition. Or learn how to hack into Crunchyroll's servers (just kidding... mostly).
So, what do you think? Are my theories plausible? Am I completely off my rocker? Let me know in the comments!
And Crunchyroll, seriously... hurry up!
