When Will New Stone Ocean Episodes Come Out

So, Where's the Rest of Stone Ocean? Asking the Real Questions.

We all know the drill. We binge-watched the first batch of Stone Ocean episodes. Now we're just... waiting. Impatiently. Staring at our screens. Refreshing relentlessly.

Anyone else feel like they're trapped in a time loop worse than GER? It's a JoJo-themed Groundhog Day. Except instead of Bill Murray, it's us, craving more Jolyne.

The Great Stone Ocean Wait: A Shared Suffering

Seriously, where are those new episodes? Netflix, are you seeing this collective anguish? Are you taking notes? We need more of Jolyne Cujoh kicking butt. And more of that fabulous prison fashion.

It feels like it's been a decade, right? Okay, maybe not a decade. But close enough. At least, that's how it feels when you're craving some good old JoJo's bizarre adventure.

I've started speaking in JoJo references in everyday life. My boss asked for a report and I almost said, "Yare yare daze..." Almost got fired. Worth it?

Unpopular Opinion: Maybe We're Rushing It?

Okay, hear me out. I know, I know. I'm part of the impatient mob too. But maybe, just maybe, they're taking their time for a reason.

Think about it. Stone Ocean deserves the best animation. The most over-the-top poses. The perfect "ORA ORA ORA!" We don't want a rushed job. We want perfection.

I'd rather wait a little longer and get something amazing. Than get something mediocre right away. Quality over quantity, people!

Theories, Conspiracies, and Mildly Unhinged Speculation

The internet is full of theories, of course. Is Pucci secretly delaying the release? Is Netflix holding it hostage for higher subscription rates? The possibilities are endless.

My personal theory? They're training real-life Stand users to animate the fights. Makes perfect sense, right? Don't burst my bubble.

Until then, we're left with re-watching the existing episodes. And arguing about who the best JoJo is. (It's Jolyne, obviously. Don't @ me.)

So When Will They Be Here? The Million-Dollar Question.

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. Netflix is playing it cool. Keeping us in suspense. Classic villain move, if you ask me.

All we can do is wait. And hope. And maybe sacrifice a few donuts to the anime gods. Whatever works, right?

In the meantime, let's all just agree to scream "ORA ORA ORA!" at Netflix every day until the new episodes drop. It's worth a shot. Besides, screaming is fun.

Stay strong, JoJo fans. The wait won't last forever. And when Stone Ocean finally returns, it'll be glorious. We can then collectively lose our minds together.

Until then, keep the faith, keep the bizarre adventures alive in your hearts. And remember, Jolyne would want us to be patient. (Probably. Maybe. Okay, she'd probably just kick something.)