When Will New Outlander Episodes Be On Starz

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that keeps me (and probably you) up at night. When are those new episodes of Outlander coming to Starz?!

Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting since the Jacobite rebellion. Maybe even longer! I'm starting to think time travel is real, and I've accidentally jumped forward to a future where Outlander doesn't exist.

The Droughtlander Blues

Droughtlander is a real thing. It's not just a clever nickname fans use. It’s a state of being, a deep longing for Jamie's brooding stare and Claire's quick wit.

My therapist says I should find other hobbies. But knitting just isn't the same when you're not knitting Jamie's handwarmers, you know?

Anyone else tried re-watching all the old episodes? I've lost count of how many times I’ve seen season one. I'm pretty sure I can recite the dialogue verbatim.

Whispers and Rumors

The internet is a swirling vortex of rumors. Some say spring, some say summer, some say... never! Please, internet, don't do this to me.

I've started analyzing every Instagram post from Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe for clues. Is that a subtle hint in the background? A coded message in the caption?

I'm pretty sure I saw a squirrel holding a tiny Outlander script once. Okay, maybe I imagined it. But you get my point: I'm desperate!

My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves!)

Here's my hot take, and it might be controversial. I think they should just release all the episodes at once. Binge-watching is the way to go!

I know, I know, the suspense! The anticipation! The water cooler conversations! But honestly, who has the self-control to wait a week between episodes? I certainly don't.

Plus, imagine the social media frenzy! The memes! The theories! It would be glorious chaos.

Starz, Are You Listening?

Dear Starz, if you’re reading this, please hear my plea. Throw us a bone! A release date! A trailer! A blurry photo of Jamie’s kilt!

We're not asking for much. Just a little bit of Outlander to keep us going. A little Jamie and Claire to soothe our souls.

I'm starting a petition. Who's with me?! (I’ll even knit you a handwarmer, if that helps convince you.)

In the Meantime...

So, what are we supposed to do while we wait? Besides re-watching old episodes and obsessively checking social media, of course.

Maybe we should all learn Gaelic. Or try to build our own standing stones. Or write fan fiction. The possibilities are endless!

But let's be real, nothing will truly fill the void until those new episodes arrive. So Starz, please, have mercy on our Droughtlander-stricken souls!