When Will Mha World Heroes Be Released On Funimation

Okay, let's be real. We're all thinking it. When, oh WHEN, will My Hero Academia: World Heroes' Mission finally land on Funimation?
We've waited patiently. We’ve rewatched the entire series (again). My PLUS ULTRA energy is starting to wane.
The Great Funimation Wait: A Saga
It feels like we're stuck in some kind of time loop. Groundhog Day, but instead of Bill Murray, it's just endless clips of Deku screaming "Smash!".
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I'm starting to think Funimation is playing a cosmic joke on us. Maybe they’re waiting for a specific astrological alignment? Like, Mercury has to be in retrograde for them to press the "upload" button?
My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves!)
Here it comes... I think the wait is… kind of worth it. Don't get me wrong, I'm impatient. I'm foaming at the mouth for some World Heroes' Mission goodness.
But! But the longer we wait, the sweeter the release will be. It's like marinating a really good steak. Or aging a fine wine.

Think of the anticipation! The build-up! We'll appreciate every frame, every punch, every heroic sacrifice even more.
Theories (Wild and Otherwise)
Here are some of my theories. They’re probably all wrong, but a girl can dream, right?
Maybe they're adding extra scenes? Extended director's cuts with more Bakugo explosions? One can only hope!
Or perhaps, and this is my wildest theory, they're training a real-life Deku to deliver the movie to our homes personally.

A guy can only wait for so long right?!
Meanwhile, in the Real World...
While we're twiddling our thumbs, I’ve considered other ways to watch it. Should I learn Japanese super fast? Build a time machine? Travel to a dimension where Funimation already released it?
Okay, okay, maybe those are a little extreme. I’ll try to wait patiently.
I've decided to occupy my time by creating fan theories, re-reading the manga for the billionth time, and convincing all my friends to watch My Hero Academia (again).

A Plea to Funimation (If You're Listening)
Dear Funimation, please, for the love of all that is heroic, release World Heroes' Mission soon!
We understand you're probably busy. Dealing with licensing, translations, and making sure Bakugo's hair is perfectly spiky.
But our hearts yearn for this movie. The world NEEDS to see Deku, Bakugo, and Shoto save the day in high definition!
The End (For Now)
So, what's the final verdict? When will World Heroes' Mission be on Funimation? The answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind (or maybe stuck in licensing limbo).

All we can do is wait. And maybe send Funimation a strongly worded (but polite!) tweet or two.
Until then, stay strong, stay heroic, and keep the PLUS ULTRA spirit alive!
May we all get to experience the joy of watching World Heroes' Mission on Funimation soon!
Fingers crossed! And maybe knocking on wood will help, too. Time to search for some wood!
