When Will Let There Be Carnage Be On Disney Plus

Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing: When will Let There Be Carnage finally land on Disney Plus? I’m practically vibrating with anticipation. My popcorn is stale.

The Great Streaming Wait

It feels like we've been waiting an eternity. I mean, I've aged approximately 10 years since the theatrical release. My hairline is receding faster than Eddie Brock’s patience with Venom.

Remember the good old days? When movies hit streaming like, a few months after the cinema? Yeah, those days are gone. This is like waiting for Christmas in July, but with symbiotes.

The Sony-Disney Tango: A Dramatic Dance

Here's the deal, folks. Let There Be Carnage is a Sony movie. And Sony and Disney? They have a…complicated relationship. It’s like a rom-com where they hate each other, but secretly have a thing for each other. Or maybe that's just me and my ex.

They share Spider-Man. That's like co-parenting a super-powered teenager. But everything else? It's a negotiation. A long, drawn-out, nail-biting negotiation.

So, while Spidey chills in the MCU, Venom and Carnage are stuck in licensing limbo. Sad symbiote noises. Very sad.

The (Un)Official Release Date Guesses

The internet is overflowing with theories. People are using complex algorithms. They're consulting fortune tellers. One guy told me he read tea leaves!

Some say it depends on when it was available on other streaming services. Others point to Sony's previous deals with different platforms. Frankly, it's all a big confusing jumble of numbers and legal jargon. My brain hurts.

Honestly, I think it's all a conspiracy. They're deliberately torturing us. Because why else would it take this long? It’s cruel, I tell you! Cruel!

My Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves)

Okay, here it comes. Deep breath. I think Let There Be Carnage is...overrated. Gasp!

I know, I know. Heresy! But hear me out. The hype is so huge at this point, I feel like the movie can’t possibly live up to it. Like trying to eat a five-layer cake after a huge Thanksgiving dinner.

Still, I really want to watch it again. I just hope Disney+ throws it in the content library soon, before I lose all interest.

What We Do Know (Sort Of)

Well, we know it will eventually be on Disney Plus. It’s just a matter of when. And that “when” is shrouded in more mystery than Venom's backstory.

Until then, we're stuck refreshing the Disney Plus homepage every five minutes. And endlessly scrolling through Twitter for hints. It is a dark time to be a symbiote fan.

Maybe if we all collectively summon Kevin Feige's name three times? Worth a shot, right? Let's try it. Kevin Feige, Kevin Feige, Kevin Feige! Did it work?

In the Meantime...

While we wait, there are plenty of other superhero movies to binge. Maybe re-watch the first Venom? Or perhaps explore some lesser-known Marvel gems. Pretend you're not anxiously awaiting Carnage.

Or, you know, just stare blankly at the wall. That's what I've been doing. It's surprisingly effective.

But seriously, Disney and Sony, please. Just put Let There Be Carnage on Disney Plus already. My sanity depends on it. And my popcorn is really stale.