When Will Chainsaw Man Anime Come Out

Okay, let's talk Chainsaw Man. The anime, specifically. When exactly is it coming out?

The Eternal Wait: Are We There Yet?

Feels like we've been waiting forever, right? It's like waiting for that pizza delivery guy who’s clearly taken a detour to see the latest cat video.

Seriously, the anticipation is killing me! Maybe I'll try contracting with the Wait Devil.

The internet is a swirling vortex of rumors. Every week there's a "leaked date" or "confirmed source".

Take it all with a grain of salt, folks. It’s probably just someone's uncle who works at Nintendo pretending to know something.

Remember the time someone swore Half-Life 3 was coming out? Yeah, me too...

Here's where I might lose some of you. Deep breaths, please.

I kind of want them to take as long as they need. Quality over quantity, am I right?

Chainsaw Man is bonkers. It's got chainsaws, devils, and existential dread. It deserves to be done well.

Picture this: poorly animated Denji. Chainsaws that look like rubber chickens. Power looking...off.

Nightmare fuel! Let's avoid that, okay?

Better a delayed masterpiece than a rushed disasterpiece. I just made that word up, feel free to use it.

Honestly? I have no clue. Your guess is as good as mine.

All we can do is keep refreshing the MAPPA website. And maybe sacrificing a rubber chicken to the anime gods.

Or just re-read the manga for the tenth time. That's what I'll be doing.

The hype train is still chugging along! Jump on board!

We can speculate, theorize, and create increasingly ridiculous memes. It's all part of the fun.

Plus, the longer we wait, the sweeter the reward will be. Right? ...Right?!

I'm setting my personal, highly unlikely, prediction for... next Tuesday. Just kidding! (Mostly.)

Stay strong, Chainsaw Man fans. Our time will come. Eventually.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch some chainsaw ASMR to tide me over.

Just don't actually use a chainsaw. Safety first!

And remember, Power is best girl. Don't @ me.