When Will Buried In Barstow Part 2 Air

So, Where's Part 2 of Buried in Barstow? Asking for a Friend (Okay, It's Me)

Remember that movie, Buried in Barstow? Yeah, the one with Angie Harmon kicking butt in the desert. It premiered back in 2022.

I watched it. You probably did too. And then...crickets. Where's part two?

The Desert Wind's Whispering...Maybe?

I've been scouring the internet like Hazel King searching for clues. Any crumbs of information about a sequel? Zilch.

Maybe it's hiding in plain sight. Like, maybe the sequel is Barstow. Think about it.

Seriously though, the lack of news is making me a little crazy. Is it just me, or is this wait unbearable?

My Totally Unpopular Opinion: We Deserve Answers!

I know, I know. Patience is a virtue. But I'm fresh out of virtue today.

It's not like we're asking for the secrets of the universe! We just want more Hazel King goodness.

And maybe a little Travis Burns, too, for purely scientific research purposes, of course.

Conspiracy Theories: My New Hobby

Since I have nothing better to do, I've started developing some theories. Hear me out.

Theory #1: Angie Harmon is secretly training to be an even more awesome Hazel King.

Theory #2: They're filming in Area 51. Explains the secrecy. Probably aliens involved.

Theory #3: It's all a big elaborate ruse. They want us to think there's no sequel, then BAM! Surprise!

Help Me Obi-Wan Kenobi, You're My Only Hope!

Okay, dramatic, I know. But I need your help, fellow Buried in Barstow fans.

Have you heard anything? Seen anything? Dreamed anything? (Especially dreams involving Angie Harmon fighting bad guys.)

Let me know! We need to band together and demand answers. I mean, politely request. With cookies.

A Plea to the Movie Gods (and Lifetime Executives)

Dear Lifetime, please, for the love of all that is action-packed and desert-y, give us part two.

I promise to watch it at least five times. And tell all my friends to watch it too.

And buy the Blu-ray. (Do people still buy Blu-rays? I will!).

While We Wait...

I guess I'll just rewatch the first Buried in Barstow for the tenth time. And maybe write some fan fiction. Don't judge me.

It's a great movie, even if it does end on a cliffhanger that's taller than a saguaro cactus.

In the meantime, keep the faith. And keep your eyes peeled for any signs of Hazel King returning to the desert. Maybe she's already there, buried in Barstow, waiting for us!

"Some say the desert never gives up its secrets." - A wise (and impatient) Buried in Barstow fan.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go yell at the sky. For Buried in Barstow Part 2!