When Is The Rest Of Attack On Titan Coming Out

Okay, let's be real. We're all asking the same question: When will the world finally get the real ending of Attack on Titan?

The Long Wait: A Shared Trauma

It feels like we've been waiting for Eren to make up his mind since the Stone Age. Remember when we thought it would be over already?

Foolish, foolish us.

Honestly, I started watching this show back when I had hair. Now? Let’s just say the Beast Titan isn’t the only hairy beast in my life. 🤣

Seriously, Where Is It?

The final season was, shall we say, a bit… fractured. Part 1, Part 2, “Final Chapters Special 1”, and now “Final Chapters Special 2”.

It's like they're trying to unlock a new Titan transformation: the "Endless Loop Titan."

And look, I love the show. I really do. I've defended Eren's choices way too many times at family gatherings (unpopular opinion, I know!).

Theories and Whispers

The internet is, of course, overflowing with theories. Is it delayed? Is it being secretly remastered in 4K with added Levi cleaning scenes?

Are they waiting for the perfect autumnal release to match the bleakness of Eren's world view?

I’ve even heard rumors of a special edition where every character gets a therapy session. Now that’s something I’d pay for.

But in the end, all we have is the official word, which is, to be gentle, vague.

All things suggest Fall 2023 is still the target, it is just "Autumn" after all.

My Unpopular Opinion: It's Overhyped (Maybe?)

Okay, brace yourselves. This might sting. Are we too hyped for the ending?

Has the anticipation built up so much that anything short of Eren turning into a giant, singing, rainbow-colored butterfly and granting world peace will be a disappointment?

Think about it. We've spent years dissecting every frame, every line, every glint in Levi's eyes. Are we setting ourselves up for failure?

I secretly think I’m going to watch it and then immediately go on to obsess about another anime ending. Rinse and repeat, right?

Let's Just Relax (And Maybe Binge Something Else)

So, what’s the solution? Easy. Lower your expectations! (Just kidding… mostly.)

In the meantime, why not find another anime to obsess over? May I suggest something lighthearted?

Maybe one about fluffy bunnies who bake cakes? Just to cleanse the palate before we dive back into the existential dread that is Attack on Titan.

Let's face it, Attack on Titan has been a wild ride. We've laughed, we've cried, we've argued about Eren's questionable life choices.

Whenever the ending drops, it'll be an event. A glorious, possibly heartbreaking, definitely meme-worthy event.

Until then, let's just keep refreshing the release schedule and hoping it arrives soon.

And if it doesn't? Well, there's always rewatching the whole thing from the beginning. Again. For the tenth time. Because we're all secretly masochists.

Until that glorious day arrives, keep your swords sharp, your hearts strong, and your theories… well, keep them coming. We all need something to do while we wait.