When Is The Next Episode Of Raised By Wolves

Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing. When. Is. The. Next. Episode? Or better yet... the next season of Raised By Wolves?

It feels like it's been forever, right? Like we were abandoned on Kepler-22b ourselves.

The Kepler-22b Drought

Seriously, the wait is excruciating. I've started talking to my Roomba, pretending it's a reprogrammed service robot. Don't judge me!

Maybe I should start sacrificing chickens to Sol? Just kidding... mostly.

The internet is a swirling vortex of rumors, naturally. Some say the show is coming back. Others claim it's been quietly cancelled.

I choose to believe the former. Positive thinking, people! Manifest that Season 3!

I've even seen theories involving ancient prophecies and hidden messages within the original score. It's wild out there.

Okay, here's where I might lose some of you. I kind of enjoyed the bat-creatures.

I know, I know! They were weird. But let's be honest, the whole show is weird. That's why we love it!

And Marcus's descent into religious zealotry? Compelling! Albeit, super frustrating to watch.

The ending of Season 2 was... a choice. Mother giving birth to a snake? What?!

We deserve answers! We need to know what happens next! Is that giant snake going to rule Kepler-22b?

Will Father ever get a decent hug? These are the important questions.

Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. HBO Max (or Max, whatever it's called now) has been strangely silent.

Maybe they're busy reprogramming the Mithraic androids to answer customer service calls. A girl can dream.

In the meantime, I'll be re-watching the first two seasons. Trying to decipher the hidden meaning behind every weird robot interaction.

Let's face it, we're all in this together. A support group for Raised By Wolves fans awaiting news.

We can share theories, vent frustrations, and maybe even write some fan fiction (no pressure!).

Remember, hope springs eternal. Maybe, just maybe, we'll see those androids again someday.

Keep the faith. Keep spreading the word. And maybe, just maybe, our collective yearning will summon a new season.

In the meantime, I'm off to build a shrine to Mother. Wish me luck!

And if anyone hears any news, please, for the love of Sol, let me know!