When Is The Next Episode Of Evil Coming Out

Okay, let's be honest. We're all wondering the same thing: When is Evil coming back?

Seriously, the suspense is killing me (and probably being orchestrated by a demon named, like, Todd).

The Agonizing Wait for More Evil

It feels like it's been ages, right? Like, since the last episode aired, my hair has literally grown a foot.

I keep checking Paramount+, hoping for a surprise drop. Maybe they'll just release it at 3 AM on a Tuesday?

A girl can dream.

The internet is a swirling vortex of speculation. I've seen everything from "next week!" to "never!"

Honestly, I trust the opinions of my cat more than some random forum user. Mittens has good instincts about evil.

Though she does like knocking things off shelves, so maybe not all the time.

Okay, here it comes: I wouldn't mind if they took their time. Hear me out!

I'd rather wait for a truly amazing season than get a rushed one full of plot holes. Plus, think of the anticipation!

It builds character, right? Or maybe just makes me extra-snappy.

Paramount+ is being super secretive, as usual. They love to keep us on our toes (or maybe that's just Leland Townsend).

We know that the show has been renewed for a fourth season. That's something, at least!

That means more Kristen, David, and Ben battling demons and questioning their sanity.

I'm hoping for more demon babies. I know, I know, that sounds weird.

But they're just so...creepy-cute! And the kid actors are phenomenal.

Also, more backstory on Sheryl's questionable dating life. Seriously, what is going on there?

Re-watch old episodes. Obviously. It's practically a civic duty at this point.

Read fan theories online. But remember, take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a whole bottle of holy water).

Write your own Evil fan fiction. Let your imagination run wild! Bonus points for incorporating demonic squirrels.

So, while we're waiting for the official announcement... let's just keep the faith (pun intended).

And maybe light a candle for Robert and Michelle King, the creators. They're probably busy conjuring up new horrors for us to enjoy.

Just please, Paramount+, don't make us wait too long. My sanity is on the line!

And if Evil never comes back...well, I'm pretty sure Leland Townsend is to blame.

Remember: Stay vigilant. Watch out for suspicious glitches in your TV. And maybe avoid basements for a while. You know, just in case.