When Is The New Season Of Wheel Of Fortune

Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing. When does Wheel of Fortune grace our screens again?

It’s a question that keeps me up at night. Well, not really. But almost!

The Endless Wait: A National Crisis?

Seriously, where's Vanna White when you need her? I miss the sparkly dresses.

And Pat Sajak's dad jokes? A necessary evil, perhaps. But still, where are they?!

Good news, fellow word nerds! The new season of Wheel of Fortune usually starts in September. Hooray!

Mark your calendars, people. It's almost time to yell at your TV again (in a supportive way, of course).

Think of the joy of judging people's vowel choices. Or lack thereof.

Let's be honest. Wheel of Fortune is low-key addictive. It's my guilty pleasure.

It's the perfect background noise while you fold laundry. Or avoid doing laundry altogether.

Don't judge me! You know you love yelling "BUY A VOWEL!" at the screen too.

Okay, brace yourselves. Here comes a potentially unpopular opinion. I secretly love it when people lose on the Bonus Round.

There, I said it! It's just so dramatic! It adds spice to my otherwise monotonous life.

I'm not saying I want them to lose. But the suspense! The heartbreak! Pure television gold!

So, how do we prepare for the triumphant return of the wheel? Practice! Practice! Practice!

Start solving word puzzles. Challenge your friends to Wheel of Fortune trivia. Sharpen those letter-guessing skills.

Because when that theme song hits, you want to be ready. You need to prove you're the ultimate armchair contestant.

More puzzles. More contestants. More cheesy prizes. The usual.

Expect Pat Sajak to make at least one pun that makes you groan. But you'll still laugh. You always do.

And of course, Vanna White will continue to dazzle us with her outfit choices and effortless letter-revealing prowess. She's a true icon.

So, there you have it. The new season is coming. We're almost there.

Get ready for more wheel-spinning, puzzle-solving fun. Your evenings are about to get a whole lot more… wheel-y.

And Sony Pictures Television, if you're reading this: Please, for the love of all that is good, never change the theme song.

It's perfect!

Also, more travel prizes, please. I need a vacation.