When Is The New Season Of Mountain Men

Ah, Mountain Men. We love to hate it, right? Or maybe just love it a little too much. The real question buzzing around the campfire these days is: when's the new season dropping?

The Quest for the New Season

Seriously, where is it? My DVR is collecting dust, patiently waiting to record more beards, axes, and questionable survival choices.

Rumors fly around like snowflakes in a blizzard. One minute it's "Spring 2024," the next it's "Maybe if Bigfoot sings opera." It's all very confusing.

What We Think We Know

Here's the deal, as far as I can gather from the internet's dark corners: the History Channel hasn't officially announced anything super concrete. Which, let's be honest, is pretty standard procedure.

They like to keep us guessing! It's all part of the fun, right? ...Right?

But don't lose hope just yet! Season 12 premiered in August 2023. So, a late summer/early fall 2024 release for season 13 wouldn't be totally out of the question.

My Unpopular Mountain Men Opinion

Okay, here it comes. Brace yourselves. I actually think some of the drama is… entertaining. Gasp!

I know, I know. It's probably manufactured. And maybe Eustace Conway's methods are a little...eccentric. But admit it, you're low-key invested in whether he'll ever get those darn permits sorted out.

And who can forget Tom Oar? He is a legend.

Why We're All Still Watching

Let's be real. We're not all prepping to live off the grid and trap beavers. Most of us are watching from the comfort of our couches, with a pizza. It's aspirational escapism at its finest!

It’s kind of like watching a really intense DIY show, but with more facial hair and potential for bear attacks. Who wouldn't watch that?

Plus, the landscapes are gorgeous. Even if Marty Meierotto is yelling about needing more firewood, at least he's yelling in front of a stunning vista.

Meanwhile, Back at the Cabin...

So, while we wait (im)patiently for the new season, what can we do? Re-watch old episodes! Analyze every bead of sweat on Rich Lewis's brow!

Or, you know, maybe go outside and touch some grass. But let's be honest, the re-watching option is way easier.

Keep an eye on the History Channel website and social media. They're bound to drop some clues eventually. And when they do, you'll be ready. Ready to judge questionable decisions and admire impressive survival skills from the safety of your sofa.

A Final Plea to the History Channel

Please, for the love of all that is flannel, give us a premiere date! We're going through Mountain Men withdrawal. Our survival skills are deteriorating!

We need to know if Morgan Beasley found love in the frozen north! We need to see more of Margaret Stern doing her thing!

Just… please. We’re begging you.

Until then, I'll be here, refreshing the History Channel website every five minutes. And probably ordering another pizza.

Happy waiting, fellow Mountain Men addicts!