When Is The New American Horror Story Starting

Okay, let's get real. We're all wondering the same thing, right? When is American Horror Story finally gracing our screens again?

Seriously, I check Ryan Murphy's Instagram like it's my job. Is there a cryptic clue? A random photo hinting at killer clowns? Nothing!

The Eternal Wait: A Shared Agony

It feels like we've been waiting for ages. Remember when seasons used to come out like clockwork? Good times.

Now, it's all a mysterious guessing game. A slow, drawn-out torture...fitting, I guess, for a show about horror.

The internet is, of course, buzzing with speculation. Every blurry paparazzi photo is analyzed like the Zapruder film.

Is Emma Roberts back? Will Sarah Paulson be rocking a crazy wig? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

There are whispers of this theme and that theme. Honestly, I’ve lost track.

Here's where I get controversial. Brace yourselves.

I kind of think they're dragging it out too much. The suspense is killing me (pun intended), but it's also getting a little...annoying?

Don’t get me wrong. I love AHS. I really do.

But the constant teases and the endless wait… is it actually building anticipation, or just creating exhaustion?

It feels like they're relying on the mystery more than the actual show at this point. And at the end, it better be really good.

I’m saying I’m ready to be scared...and entertained. Let's skip the foreplay already!

Okay, Ryan Murphy, if you're reading this (probably not, but a girl can dream), here's my advice.

Just drop a trailer already! A little glimpse into the madness. A hint of the terror to come.

Or, you know, just tell us the date! Rip off the band-aid. Let us mark our calendars in blood (again, fitting).

Based on absolutely nothing but wishful thinking, here are my predictions. Take them with a grain of salt (and maybe a shot of tequila).

1. September-ish. They usually aim for fall, right? It’s the spooky season.

2. A theme involving some kind of creepy cult or historical event. They love that stuff!

3. At least one scene that will make me scream so loud my neighbors call the cops.

So, there you have it. My completely unqualified, slightly frustrated, but ultimately hopeful take on the AHS release date situation.

We're all in this together, folks. Refreshing social media, searching for clues, and questioning our sanity.

But hey, at least we'll have something to scream about soon (hopefully!).

Until then, I'll just be over here rewatching Murder House and trying to decode Ryan Murphy's latest Instagram post.

Wish me luck... and pray for a trailer soon!

"I just want to watch horror." - Me, probably everyone else.