When Is The Finale Of Attack On Titan

Let's talk about Attack on Titan. Specifically, its never-ending finale.

I know, I know. Saying that is practically anime heresy. But hear me out!

Is It Over Yet? A Question for the Ages

Remember when we thought it was ending? Like, years ago? Yeah, good times.

Then it was "final season, part 1." Okay, we can handle that. It was great!

Next? "Final season, part 2." Sure, why not? Double the fun, right?

And then… "Final season, part 3… divided into two parts!" 🤯

At this point, I started questioning my sanity. Was I stuck in a Titan-esque time loop?

My (Probably Wrong) Theory

Here’s my totally unsubstantiated theory: Hajime Isayama, the creator, is secretly enjoying this. He's laughing, maniacally, as we all refresh Crunchyroll.

Maybe he's feeding off our collective anticipation. A true Titan in human form?

I picture him sipping tea, watching the internet explode with every "final" update. Pure genius.

The Never-Ending Story (But With Titans)

Attack on Titan has become the anime equivalent of that one friend who says, "I'm leaving in five minutes!"… three hours later.

We love them anyway. And we love AoT, even with its commitment issues.

It's like a really, really, really long rollercoaster. We're strapped in, terrified, but secretly enjoying the ride.

But seriously, when is it over?

Each "final" part feels like a really dramatic cliffhanger. Followed by another cliffhanger!

It's cliffhangers all the way down, folks.

The Unpopular Opinion (Brace Yourselves)

Okay, here’s where I might lose some of you. Ready?

Maybe… just maybe… the Attack on Titan finale already happened. In our hearts.

Think about it. We've experienced so much with these characters. So much emotional turmoil!

Do we really need a perfectly neat ending? Or is the journey enough?

“Sometimes, the real treasure was the friends we made along the way… and the existential dread.”

I’m not saying I wouldn’t watch another "final" part. Of course, I would! I'm too invested now.

But a part of me wonders if we're chasing a ghost. A perfect ending that may not even exist.

Maybe the true finale is when we finally accept that it's okay for things to be a little messy.

So, When Does It End?

The real answer? I have absolutely no clue.

Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe we'll get a "final season, part 4… in VR!"

All I know is, I’ll be watching. With a mix of excitement and a healthy dose of skepticism.

Because in the world of Attack on Titan, the only thing you can truly expect is the unexpected.

And a whole lot of Titans.