When Is Part 2 Of Jojo Stone Ocean Releasing
Okay, let's be real. We're all staring at our calendars. We're all wondering the same thing.
When, oh WHEN, is Part 2 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean finally dropping?
The Great Stone Ocean Wait: A Comedy in Several Acts
Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or at least, since Jotaro first said "yare yare daze."
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Netflix, you're playing a dangerous game with our hearts! We need more Jolyne in our lives, stat!
Remember the Good Old Days? (Pre-Stone Ocean Anxiety)
Ah, remember when we only had to wait months for new Jojo goodness? Those were simpler times.
Now, we're checking Reddit every five minutes. We're practically fluent in Japanese from trying to decipher rumors.
Theories! Wild Theories!
The internet is awash with theories, of course. Some are plausible. Some involve aliens.
I saw one that claimed the release date was hidden in a Rohan OVA. Honestly, at this point, I'd believe it.
Netflix, We're Begging You (Pretty Please?)
Dear Netflix, we appreciate the anime. We really do.
But this suspense is killing us! Just give us a date, any date! Even a vague "soon" would be a blessing.
My (Unpopular) Opinion: Patience is Overrated
Okay, here's my hot take. Prepare yourselves.
I think patience is overrated when it comes to Jojo. We've earned this! We've suffered through enough waiting!
I mean, c'mon, we're talking about a show with poses so flamboyant they defy physics. A show with battles so bizarre they make Escher paintings look normal.
We deserve to know when we can see Pucci get his just desserts (or not, depending on your opinion of him).
What We're Doing to Cope (Misery Loves Company)
So, what are we doing to survive this endless wait?
Re-watching previous seasons? Check. Drawing terrible Jolyne fan art? Double-check. Arguing about the best Stand on Twitter? You know it.
We're all in this together, Jojo fans. We're a bizarre family, united by our love of fabulous poses and overpowered abilities.
And our burning desire to know when Stone Ocean Part 2 is finally coming!
The Bottom Line: We Need More Stone Ocean!
The wait is long. The anticipation is intense. But our love for Jojo is stronger!
Netflix, hear our plea. Grant us the gift of new episodes. Let the Stone Ocean flow once more!
Until then, we'll just be over here, practicing our Star Platinum impressions. And refreshing Netflix. Constantly.
It's not an addiction, I swear!
