When Does Venom 2 Come Out On Disney Plus
Still Waiting for Venom 2 on Disney Plus? Same.
Okay, let's be real. Are we ever going to see Venom: Let There Be Carnage on Disney Plus? I feel like I've been waiting longer than Eddie Brock waits for a symbiote snack.
Seriously, I keep refreshing the app. My thumb is getting a workout. It's becoming an unhealthy obsession, maybe.
The Streaming Shuffle
The whole streaming thing is confusing, isn't it? Different studios, different deals. It's like a superhero movie rights negotiation gone wild!
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One minute a movie's on one platform, the next it vanishes. Then it reappears somewhere else! Where is Venom 2?
I secretly suspect a cabal of streaming executives are just messing with us.
Unpopular Opinion Alert!
Here's where I might get some flak. I actually… enjoyed Venom: Let There Be Carnage. I know, I know, controversial!
It was silly, chaotic, and had a surprisingly sweet bromance. Who am I kidding, that bromance makes the movie.
Plus, Woody Harrelson as Carnage? Come on! That's entertainment gold.
The Sony-Disney Dance
The whole Sony and Disney thing complicates matters further. They're like frenemies in a rom-com. They want to be together but cannot admit it.
Sometimes they share Spider-Man, sometimes they don't. Is Venom part of the sharing agreement or not?
It's all very hush-hush. I am convinced they meet in back alley wearing trench coats.
So, When Will It Arrive?
Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. We can speculate about release windows, streaming agreements, and the alignment of the planets.
But nobody truly knows. Except maybe Kevin Feige. I bet he has a secret spreadsheet.
Maybe we should just resign ourselves to buying the Blu-ray. Or, like, learning to live without Venom 2.
My (Probably Wrong) Predictions
Okay, fine, I'll give you a prediction. Based on absolutely nothing but my gut feeling, I'm saying… six months? Maybe nine?
By then, everyone will have forgotten about it anyway. Except me, because I'm clearly obsessed.
If I'm wrong, please don't hold me accountable. I'm just a person on the internet yelling into the void.
The Bottom Line
Look, all I'm saying is, I want to watch Venom: Let There Be Carnage on Disney Plus. Is that too much to ask?
I need some symbiote shenanigans in my life. Preferably in glorious HD with surround sound.
Until then, I'll just keep refreshing. And maybe re-watching the first Venom movie. Again.
"We are Venom!" - Venom
Someone should say, "We are awaiting!" We are awaiting Venom 2!
