When Does The Next Episode Of South Park Come Out

Okay, let's be real. We're all wondering the same thing: When the heck is more South Park coming?

Seriously, I check my streaming service WAY too often.

The Agonizing Wait

The anticipation is brutal, right? We're all craving more Cartman schemes and Randy Marsh shenanigans.

It's like waiting for Christmas... except you don't know which year Christmas is even happening!

But finding out when our favorite foul-mouthed fourth graders are back is always hard. So let's try to find some answers.

Figuring out the South Park release schedule is like trying to understand quantum physics.

It's chaotic. It's unpredictable. It's possibly controlled by aliens.

They have the traditional seasons. We all know and love them. But those don't come out all the time.

Then there are the specials! These are the bane of my existence.

Are they movies? Are they extended episodes? Are they just messing with us?

And when will the next one air? Who knows! You will be lucky to get a release date even a month ahead of time.

These specials add to the confusion. I am starting to think Comedy Central does it to keep us on our toes.

Okay, brace yourselves. Here comes a potentially controversial take.

I kind of... maybe... prefer the specials? Don't get me wrong, the regular episodes are gold.

But those longer, movie-style South Park events? They're next level.

The longer runtime allows for even crazier storylines. I love how the plots can get incredibly complicated.

I find myself really enjoying the continuity between them. Characters actually react to previous plots!

I wish I had a definitive answer for you. I really do.

Unfortunately, unless Trey Parker and Matt Stone decide to announce it from the rooftops, we're mostly in the dark.

The best thing we can do is keep an eye on Comedy Central's website.

Also, check all social media accounts for South Park. That is usually where the official announcements are made.

In the meantime, maybe re-watch your favorite episodes? Binge the specials again.

I am sure there is some subtle joke or plot point you missed the first 50 times.

Waiting for new South Park is painful. It's a first-world problem, I know.

But hey, we all need something to look forward to, right?

So, Trey and Matt, if you're reading this (doubtful, but hey, a guy can dream): please, give us a sign!

Just a little hint. A teaser. A single frame of Cartman plotting something evil.

We're desperate. And we promise to keep buying all your merchandise!

Until then, we will keep re-watching the old episodes. And we'll keep hoping that our favorite Colorado crew will return.