When Does The New Season Of The Bachelor Start
Ah, The Bachelor. That glorious, glittery, slightly-too-long journey to find "love." We've all been there. (Even if it's just judging from the couch.) But seriously, when does this beautiful train wreck start again?
The Eternal Question: When?!
Seriously, it feels like we just finished watching someone hand out a final rose. Then we need to endure Bachelor in Paradise. But patience, my friends. The wait is (usually) over sooner than you think.
Mark your calendars! January is your answer. Typically, a new season kicks off sometime in the first few weeks of the new year. Because what better way to start the year than with manufactured drama?
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Keep an eye out for ABC's official announcements, though. They love to keep us guessing. Like, is this "relationship expert" really an expert?
Why January, Though?
Good question! Think about it. January is cold. We're all broke after the holidays. And desperate for something to watch other than reruns of Friends. The Bachelor knows its audience.
It's the perfect time for escapism. Who wouldn't want to watch someone travel to exotic locations? And fight over a guy/girl they've known for approximately 3 weeks?
Also, it gives us something to talk about at work. You know, besides the weather. And that awkward office holiday party.
My Unpopular Bachelor Opinion
Okay, confession time. I don't actually think they're all there for the "right reasons." Shocking, I know. Some of them just want to be influencers.
Don't @ me! I said what I said. A free trip, some Instagram followers, maybe a teeth whitening ad deal? Seems like a pretty sweet gig.
And honestly, can we talk about the dates? Hot tub meet and greets, awkward group dates, and endless cocktail parties. Give me a pizza and my couch any day.
How to Survive the Off-Season
First, re-watch old seasons! Relive the cringe. Re-experience the heartbreak. Remember Pilot Pete? Good times.
Second, deep dive into Bachelor Nation gossip. Who's dating who? Who had plastic surgery? The rabbit hole is deep and fascinating.
Third, and most importantly, prepare your snacks! Stock up on wine. Get your viewing party crew ready. Because January is coming.
So, circle January on your calendar! Get ready for the drama! And maybe, just maybe, prepare to witness someone actually find love. Or at least a really good Instagram sponsorship. And remember, reality TV is not real.
Until then, may your days be filled with fewer roses and more rational decision-making. And may your own search for love be slightly less dramatic than anything we see on The Bachelor.
