When Does The New Season Of Billions Start

Okay, let's get real. We all have that one show we're obsessed with. You know, the one we refresh Google for every other day? Mine is Billions.

And the big question on everyone's mind (or at least, on my mind)? When. Does. The. New. Season. Start?

The Agonizing Wait

It's like waiting for a pizza delivery when you're absolutely starving. Each minute feels like an hour. The anticipation is killing me!

We've been burned before, haven't we? Remember last year's delay? I almost cancelled my Showtime subscription.

Rumors and Whispers

The internet is buzzing, as always. Every forum, every Reddit thread...everyone's got a theory. Is it April? May? Maybe even gasp later?

Honestly, at this point, I'd take a leaked script over another vague "coming soon" trailer. Just throw me a bone, Showtime!

Someone told me it might have something to do with Paul Giamatti's beard maintenance schedule. I'm not sure I believe it but I'm desperate.

My (Slightly Unhinged) Theories

Okay, hear me out. Maybe the writers are waiting for real-life Wall Street drama to inspire them. Because let's face it, reality is often stranger than fiction.

Or maybe they're just really, really picky about Axe's wardrobe this season. I mean, that man has a serious style game.

My unpopular opinion? I secretly hope they introduce a new character who rivals Wendy Rhoades in terms of sheer brilliance. Someone needs to give her a run for her money!

The Struggle is Real

I've started dreaming about Bobby Axelrod and Chuck Rhoades arguing in my kitchen. It's getting weird.

My significant other is starting to get worried. I may or may not have started using phrases like "leverage" and "short squeeze" in everyday conversation.

Help me, Billions, you're my only hope!

In the Meantime...

Re-watching old seasons it is. Time to analyze every nuance, every subtle glance, every power play.

Maybe if we collectively binge-watch the entire series, Showtime will take pity on us and release the new season early? A girl can dream.

Plus, let's be honest, it's a great excuse to eat copious amounts of popcorn and avoid doing actual work. Consider it research!

The Waiting Game Continues

So, when does the new season of Billions start? The official answer: still unknown. The unofficial answer: soon, hopefully very soon!

Until then, I'll be here, refreshing Google, analyzing trailers, and slowly descending into madness. Join me?

And hey, if anyone has any insider information, you know where to find me. (Hint: I'm probably on Twitter, tweeting about Billions.)