When Does The New Dexter Start On Showtime

Okay, let's be honest. We’re all thinking the same thing about Dexter. Is it coming back? And if so, WHEN?

Seriously, I've spent more time googling "New Dexter Showtime release date" than I have brushing my teeth this week. (Don't judge.)

The Dexter Drought: Is More Coming?

So, about that new season. Remember Dexter: New Blood? It was... a thing.

Some people loved it. Some, like me, were left scratching their heads. Is a follow up season coming to Showtime?

Officially? There's been no grand announcement. No confetti cannons. No Dexter-themed parade. Just crickets.

Showtime, now part of Paramount+, is keeping things close to the vest. Very mysterious. Very...Dexter-y.

This leads to rampant speculation, of course. Fan theories galore!

Is Harrison, Dexter's son, ready to carry on the legacy (or lack thereof)? We don't know!

Maybe they're just waiting for the perfect moment. A spooky October surprise? A bloody Valentine's Day premiere? Time will tell.

Here's where I might lose some of you. Brace yourselves. inhales deeply

Maybe... just maybe... we don't need more Dexter? Okay, okay, hear me out!

The original ending (you know, the lumberjack one) was... divisive. But at least it was an ending.

New Blood attempted to course-correct, but did it really stick the landing? I'm not so sure.

I'm worried that more Dexter will just dilute what we already have. Like adding water to a fine (albeit slightly deranged) wine.

But despite my reservations, I get it. We're all hooked. Michael C. Hall is amazing.

The dark humor, the moral ambiguity, the constant internal monologue... it's addictive!

And let's be honest, who hasn't fantasized about exacting some vigilante justice? (Don't answer that.)

So, yeah, I'll probably be glued to the screen if (when?) a new Dexter season drops. I’m only human.

In the meantime, what's a Dexter fan to do? Rewatch the old episodes, of course!

Analyze every facial twitch, every bloody slide. Argue with your friends about the merits (or lack thereof) of Deb.

Or, you know, find a new obsession. (Good luck with that.)

And keep googling. Keep refreshing those news feeds. Keep the dream alive! Maybe something official will happen!

Ultimately, the decision is up to the powers that be at Paramount+ and Michael C. Hall.

Will they give us more Dexter? Will it be glorious? Or will it be a disappointment?

Only time will tell. Until then, keep your plastic wrap handy. You never know when you might need it. (Too soon?)

Just kidding... mostly.