When Does Spider Man Homecoming Come To Disney Plus

Okay, let's be real. We're all waiting. Waiting for Spider-Man: Homecoming to swing onto Disney Plus.

It's like waiting for pizza after a long day. You're starving for some web-slinging action. When oh when will it arrive?

The Great Streaming Mystery

Figuring out the streaming rights is harder than solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. Sony still owns the Spider-Man film rights, you see.

That's why it's not as simple as just poofing onto Disney Plus. It's a tangled web of deals and contracts.

My Unpopular Opinion: It's Taking Too Long!

Now, hear me out. This might be controversial. But hasn't it been long enough?

We’ve seen Spider-Man: No Way Home. We’ve rewatched Tobey and Andrew’s adventures approximately 500 times each. Isn't it Tom Holland's turn again?

I'm starting to think they're deliberately teasing us. Just dangling the prospect of Peter Parker's high school shenanigans in front of our faces.

Decoding the Clues (Maybe)

So, what are the clues? What crumbs of information can we cling to?

Well, Spider-Man: Far From Home and Spider-Man: No Way Home eventually made their way to Disney+. So, there's hope!

It's like following a trail of breadcrumbs. Hopefully, it leads to a pizza party with Spider-Man.

The Waiting Game: My Mental State

Honestly, the anticipation is getting to me. I'm starting to see Spider-Man logos everywhere.

My toast this morning? Looked suspiciously like a spider web. My neighbor's new car? Red and blue. Coincidence? I think not!

I may need therapy. Or just Spider-Man: Homecoming on Disney Plus. Whichever comes first.

The Petition (Just Kidding... Mostly)

Maybe we should start a petition? Okay, okay, I'm (mostly) joking. But seriously, think about it.

A unified voice demanding Peter Parker's return to the House of Mouse's streaming service. We could call it "Operation: Homecoming on Hulu and Disney+"?

Okay, I'm getting carried away. But a guy can dream, right?

In the Meantime...

So, what do we do while we wait? Rewatch the other Marvel movies? Read comics?

Or maybe, just maybe, we should all learn how to make our own web shooters. (Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any property damage or sprained wrists.)

Until then, I'll be here. Patiently (sort of) waiting. Refreshing Disney Plus every five minutes. You know, just in case.

Final Thoughts (and a Plea)

Come on, Disney! Come on, Sony! Let’s make this happen.

The people need their friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. We need the awkward dances, the awesome tech, and the heartwarming coming-of-age story.

Please? I'll even stop making spider web toast. (Probably.)

Just release Spider-Man: Homecoming on Disney Plus already!