When Does Naruto Come Out On Fortnite
Still Waiting for Naruto to Rasengan His Way into Fortnite? Same.
Okay, let's be real. We've all been patiently (or maybe not so patiently) waiting. Waiting for the day Naruto Uzumaki finally lands in Fortnite. It feels like it's been "leaked" every other week for the past five years!
The Endless Rumors of Shinobi on the Island
The internet is a wild place. Especially when it comes to gaming rumors. One minute, Naruto is confirmed! The next, it's just another elaborate fan theory. Honestly, I’m starting to feel like I'm stuck in an infinite Tsukuyomi of disappointment.
We’ve seen Dragon Ball. We've had Marvel. Even freaking Rick and Morty got a skin! So, what's the hold up, Epic Games? Are they afraid Naruto will steal all the Victory Royales?
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My Unpopular Opinion: He'd Be Perfect
Now, here's where I might ruffle some feathers. I think Naruto would be a better fit in Fortnite than some of the other collabs they've done. Don't @ me! He's got the iconic look, the over-the-top moves, and the sheer, unadulterated willpower to win.
Imagine Naruto doing the default dance. Pure gold! Picture him building a fort with chakra-enhanced speed. Unstoppable! Think of all the potential emotes: the Sexy Jutsu, the Rasengan pose, the ramen slurping... the possibilities are endless!
What Could the Delay Be?
Maybe licensing is a nightmare? Maybe Epic Games is meticulously crafting the perfect ramen-themed pickaxe. Or perhaps... and this is a truly terrifying thought... maybe they just forgot about Naruto.
Could you imagine the collective gasp of the internet if Naruto never appears? The memes! The outrage! The philosophical debates about the meaning of "dattebayo" in a post-Fortnite world!
The Evidence (or Lack Thereof)
We scour every update, every patch note, every cryptic tweet from Epic Games. Looking for that one tiny, minuscule hint that Naruto is on his way. We're basically digital archaeologists, digging through the digital dirt.
And what do we usually find? Nada. Zilch. Zero. Just more skins of generic superheroes and musical artists I've never heard of. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
Keep the Hope Alive (Maybe?)
Look, I'm not giving up entirely. I'm just saying, my expectations are lower than my building skills in a real match. I'm mentally preparing myself for another year of Naruto-less Fortnite.
But hey, a guy can dream, right? Maybe someday, we'll all be running around the island, shouting "Believe it!" as we snipe our opponents. Until then, I'll just keep re-watching Naruto and hoping against hope.
So, when does Naruto come out on Fortnite? Your guess is as good as mine. Probably sometime between "never" and "when pigs fly." But hey, at least we can commiserate together, right?
Maybe Naruto is already here. Disguised as a llama. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike.
It is a theory, after all.
