When Does Jojo Stone Ocean Come Out

Where's Our Jolyne? (And Why Are We So Impatient?)

Okay, let's be honest. We're all thinking it: When exactly is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stone Ocean Part 3 coming out?

The wait has been... well, bizarre, wouldn't you say? We're talking serious anticipation here.

The Great Stone Ocean Drought

Remember that initial burst of episodes? So good! Then... silence. The digital equivalent of tumbleweeds rolling across our streaming screens.

Netflix giveth, and Netflix taketh away... eventually, hopefully, giveth again!

And it's not like we haven't been keeping busy. Rewatching Part 1? Sure! Reading the manga? Of course! Cosplaying as Jolyne while doing the dishes? You bet!

Theories Abound!

The internet's been swirling with release date theories. Some are based on credible information. Others? Pure, unadulterated hope.

We've analyzed every frame of every trailer, dissected every tweet from David Production. We are dedicated fans.

Is there a secret message hidden in Weather Report's hairstyle? Is the number of snails appearing in the opening significant? We need answers!

My (Unpopular) Opinion: Waiting is Part of the Experience!

Okay, brace yourselves. Here's my totally controversial take: The wait kinda adds to the JoJo experience. Don't throw stones!

Hear me out! The anticipation builds, the hype intensifies, and when those new episodes finally drop, it's pure, unadulterated JoJo bliss!

Think about it. Wouldn't it be less exciting if everything was released all at once? We need time to savor each punch, each pose, each "Yare yare dawa."

But Seriously, Netflix...

That being said... Netflix, please? We understand production takes time. Animation isn't easy! Especially when you have to deal with Stand battles and fabulous fashion choices.

But a little heads-up would be greatly appreciated. Even a vague "coming soon-ish" would suffice. Throw us a bone!

What Can We Do in the Meantime?

While we twiddle our thumbs and refresh Netflix every five minutes, what can we do? The answer is simple: more JoJo!

Catch up on parts you missed, re-read your favorite chapters, force your friends to watch it (if they haven't already). Spread the JoJo gospel!

And, of course, endlessly speculate about the release date. It's practically a JoJo fan ritual at this point.

The Final Verdict (Maybe?)

So, when will Stone Ocean Part 3 finally grace our screens? Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. But fear not fellow fans! We will keep waiting patiently.

One thing's for sure: when it finally arrives, we'll be ready. Ready to scream, ready to cry, and ready to appreciate every single over-the-top moment.

Until then, let's just keep practicing our poses and yelling "Ora Ora Ora!" to pass the time.

Because after all, that's what being a JoJo fan is all about. The absurdity of it all.

Yare yare dawa