When Does Alaskan Bush Season 13 Start Uk

Right, let's talk about something important. Something deeply profound. I’m talking about the burning question that's keeping half of Britain awake at night. When exactly is Alaskan Bush People Season 13 coming to our screens?

The Great Alaskan Bush People Wait...

Finding out is like trying to catch a salmon with a teacup, isn't it? We're all glued to the telly, expecting the Brown family to magically appear. But nope, nothing.

I mean, come on! We've seen them build entire log cabins with their bare hands. Surely someone can just give us a release date? Just a little nudge in the right direction?

It's always a mystery. Like trying to understand what Billy Brown was actually saying half the time.

Why the Hold Up?

Maybe the squirrels ate the master tapes. It's as good a reason as any I've heard, frankly.

Or perhaps they're waiting for a perfectly timed meteor shower. You know, for extra dramatic effect when they announce it.

My unpopular opinion? I reckon they're just messing with us. Enjoying our collective anticipation.

Could be the bears. Never underestimate the power of a well-placed bear to disrupt TV schedules. They probably think it's salmon season, too.

Searching for Clues

I've scoured the internet. I've asked my cat. Still nothing. This is more frustrating than trying to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions.

We check Discovery Channel UK's website religiously. We stalk their social media feeds. We even ask our neighbours if they know anything.

It’s a full-blown national crisis, really.

I started questioning reality. Is Alaskan Bush People even real? Or is it all some elaborate dream?

Another unpopular opinion: I'm convinced it's filmed entirely in a studio somewhere in Slough. Don’t @ me.

The Theories Abound

Some say it'll be here with the first snowfall. Others believe it arrives with the return of the salmon run. Still others think that Matt Brown will mysteriously reappear with the premier.

My mate Dave down the pub reckons it's all down to Brexit. Honestly, at this point, I'm willing to believe anything.

He's probably right, to be honest. Everything's Brexit's fault these days.

Perhaps it's a secret code. We need to decipher the Browns' cryptic language to unlock the release date.

The Unpopular Truth

Here's my really unpopular opinion. Prepare yourselves.

Maybe... just maybe... Season 13 isn't actually that great. I know, I know, blasphemy!

Perhaps the magic has faded. The cabin's looking a bit too tidy. The wildlife's being a bit too cooperative.

I mean, we all love the Brown family. But even the best of us have off days.

Maybe we're better off just re-watching the old episodes. Reliving the glory days of Browntown and questionable facial hair.

However, let's be honest, despite my unpopular opinion, when it finally does arrive, I'll be glued to the screen. Like the rest of you. We all will.

Because deep down, we all secretly yearn for the Alaskan wilderness. And the questionable lifestyle choices of the Brown Family.

So, until then, keep refreshing the page. Keep the faith. And maybe, just maybe, one day we'll get that elusive Season 13.

Or maybe we'll just find a new show about people who live in unusual places. There are plenty out there. Until then, Godspeed.