When Do P Valley Season 2 Come Back On

Okay, let's talk about something important. Something that keeps me up at night (kidding... mostly). I'm talking about: Where is P-Valley Season 3?

Season 2 ended in, what, 2022? It feels like a lifetime ago. My DVR is gathering dust, just waiting. Is anyone else experiencing P-Valley withdrawal?

The Wait is Killing Me (and Maybe You Too)

I know, I know, good things take time. But seriously, it's been a minute. I’ve rewatched Season 1 and 2 like five times. My neighbors probably think I've opened my own Chucalissa.

I’ve started analyzing the show's opening credits for clues. I'm seeing patterns where there probably aren't any. Is this what being a P-Valley fan has come to?

Unpopular Opinion Alert!

Okay, hear me out. I think the wait makes me appreciate the show even more. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right? It’s like the world's longest foreplay leading up to a major event.

Another unpopular opinion: I'm almost enjoying the speculation. I’m constantly refreshing Twitter. Gotta see if Katori Hall has dropped any hints.

Where’s the Tea? (Or Should I Say, Sweet Tea?)

We've heard rumors. Whispers in the dark corners of the internet. But nothing concrete. Is Starz just teasing us at this point?

I’ve even started dreaming about Uncle Clifford. She tells me to be patient, but even in my dreams, I’m rolling my eyes. Because, come on, even Uncle Clifford knows the fans are parched!

Seriously, what are Mercedes, Autumn Night, and the rest of the gang up to? My mind is racing with possibilities. I need answers!

My Totally (Unreliable) Predictions

I predict Season 3 will drop when we least expect it. Maybe during a major holiday. Or, maybe they will decide on a Tuesday at 3 PM. You know. To keep us on our toes.

Another prediction? It’s going to be even more amazing than we imagine. The writers are probably cooking up something wild and spicy. Ready to knock our socks off.

Let's Manifest Season 3 Together!

So, what can we do while we wait? Besides rewatching the old seasons, of course. We need a collective manifestation ritual.

Everyone, gather your favorite P-Valley snacks (mine is definitely Uncle Clifford's candied pecans). Let’s light some candles and chant, "Season 3, come home to us!"

Okay, maybe I'm being a little dramatic. But a girl can dream, right? Let's just hope Starz hears our collective pleas. And gives us what we want!

In the meantime, I’ll be here, refreshing Twitter and overanalyzing those opening credits. Join me, won't you? Misery loves company… especially when it comes to waiting for P-Valley.

Because honestly, when do we get to go back to The Pynk?!