When Do New Episodes Of Righteous Gemstones Come Out

Okay, let's talk Gemstones. Specifically, let's talk about the question that plagues us all: When. Do. The. New. Episodes. Drop?

Seriously, the wait between seasons feels longer than when I'm waiting for my coffee to brew. And I need that coffee.

The Elusive Air Dates of Righteous Gemstones

Pinpointing the exact date is like trying to nail jelly to a wall. HBO seems to operate on a whim sometimes.

They announce stuff when they feel like it. It's a power move, honestly.

A Pattern, Maybe? Probably Not.

Some people claim to see patterns. Like, "Oh, it's usually around January!"

But, let's be real. Righteous Gemstones laughs in the face of patterns. It does its own thing.

Thinking there's a predictable schedule is just setting yourself up for disappointment. Trust me, I've been there.

The Agonizing Wait: We've All Been There

The time between seasons feels like an eternity. We're all left quoting our favorite lines. And re-watching the old episodes. Again. And again.

I might have memorized every word. Just maybe.

My unpopular opinion? The wait just makes the show even sweeter when it finally arrives. Absence makes the heart grow fonder... of Baby Billy.

How To Cope With the Righteous Gemstones Drought

So, how do we survive the agonizing wait? First, re-watch everything. Obvious, but necessary.

Then, bombard the internet with memes. Specifically, Gemstones memes. Spread the joy, and maybe HBO will notice our suffering.

Speculation Nation

Join online forums and speculate wildly about the plot. Come up with outlandish theories. Embrace the chaos.

The wilder the theory, the better. Let your inner Gideon loose.

Bonus points if your theory involves Judy Gemstone getting her own spin-off. (HBO, are you listening?)

Embrace the Inevitable Re-Watch

Eventually, you'll find yourself re-watching season one. It’s a cycle.

Accept it. Embrace it. You'll probably catch something new each time. Like a hidden Kelvin-ism.

The Real Answer? We Just Don't Know (Yet)

Look, the honest truth is, nobody knows exactly when new episodes will appear. Except maybe Danny McBride, and he's not telling.

We're at the mercy of the HBO gods.

But hey, that's part of the fun, right? The anticipation, the speculation, the shared suffering. It brings us together.

We are all united in our love for this hilariously messed-up family.

So, keep your eyes peeled, your ears open, and your fingers crossed. And when that glorious announcement finally arrives, we'll all celebrate together. Preferably with a giant plate of shrimp.

The Unpopular Opinion Section (Because Why Not?)

Okay, another unpopular opinion? Eli Gemstone is secretly the most relatable character. He just wants to keep his family together, even if they're all completely bonkers.

And let's be honest, isn't that what we all want, deep down?

Now, back to refreshing HBO Max... Wishful thinking is free anyway!