When Are More Episodes Of Stone Ocean Coming Out
Okay, JoJo fans. Let's talk about something we're all thinking. When exactly are more episodes of Stone Ocean dropping?
Seriously, it feels like we've been waiting longer than Jolyne in Green Dolphin Street Prison. My tea's gone cold, my cookies are stale, and my stand ability is still just rearranging furniture.
The Never-Ending Wait for More JoJo
Remember the good old days? Binge-watching parts in their entirety was a simple pleasure. Now, we're stuck in this agonizing wait, like waiting for DIO to stop monologuing.
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Netflix giveth, and Netflix taketh away. They split Stone Ocean into parts, leaving us hanging on every cliffhanger. Is it a brilliant marketing strategy or cruel torture? Jury's still out.
I understand they want to keep us engaged. But, honestly, I'm starting to feel like I'm being GER'ed back to the day the last batch of episodes released, endlessly.
Predictions and Unpopular Opinions
Everyone has a theory, right? I've seen everything from wild speculation about production delays to someone claiming they know a guy who works at Netflix (yeah, right!).
My prediction? I honestly have no clue. It’s like trying to predict the lottery. But here's my unpopular opinion:
Maybe...just maybe...the wait is making us appreciate JoJo's Bizarre Adventure even more. Hear me out!
We’re dissecting every frame, re-watching old parts, and arguing passionately about the best stand. It's a JoJo renaissance!
Or... maybe I'm just trying to cope with the withdrawal. Let's be real, it's probably the latter.
Is It Just Me?
Am I the only one who sometimes forgets what happened in the first batch of episodes? It's been so long!
I have to re-watch the entire series from Part 1 just to catch up. Dio is still an awful person, by the way.
And another thing: are we sure Stone Ocean is even finished? What if Netflix pulls a fast one on us and announces another "final" batch...next year?
What To Do While We Wait
So, what can we do to pass the time? Besides pacing and muttering about Pucci's plans, of course.
Well, there's always re-reading the manga. Or cosplaying as your favorite character (bonus points for obscure stands!).
Or how about just yelling "Yare Yare Daze" at random intervals? It works surprisingly well to relieve stress.
We could also start a petition demanding immediate release. Though, honestly, that probably won't work.
Ultimately, all we can do is wait. Patiently (or impatiently, I'm not judging).
A Final Thought (Before I Lose It)
Netflix, if you're reading this, please, for the love of Speedwagon, release the next batch soon. My sanity depends on it.
Give us more Jolyne, more Ermes, more Weather Report! We are craving that sweet Stone Ocean goodness.
And until then, I'll be here, waiting, watching old episodes, and pretending I'm a stand user. Don't judge me.
