What's The Name Of The New Kingsman Movie

So, What IS This New Kingsman Movie Called?

Okay, let's be honest. We're all a little confused, right? Kingsman. Great franchise. Sharp suits. Exploding heads (sorry, not sorry). But the naming convention? A total head-scratcher.

Seriously, try explaining the chronological order of the movies to someone who hasn't seen them. Good luck!

A History of Slightly Confusing Titles

First, we had Kingsman: The Secret Service. Classic. Straightforward. It tells you exactly what you're getting: secret agents and, well, service.

Then came Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Okay, a bit more abstract. Golden Circle? Sounds a bit posh, doesn't it? Still, it works. We're on board.

But then… The King's Man. What?! Did they run out of ideas? It’s a prequel. Shouldn’t it have a completely different vibe?

The New One: Here's What We (Think) We Know

So, naturally, everyone's asking: what's the new Kingsman movie called? Is it Kingsman 3? Or some other obscure title?

The official word is... well, not much. Details are scarce. It's being referred to as simply...Kingsman 3.

But come on! Is that the best they could do? After all the creative title we got?

My Unpopular Opinion: It Should Be Something Rad

Here’s my hot take: they missed a huge opportunity. The title should be something utterly ridiculous. Something that screams Kingsman, but also makes you raise an eyebrow.

I mean, what about Kingsman: Tea and Treachery? Or Kingsman: The Savile Row Rumble? Okay, maybe I should stay out of the naming business.

But seriously, something with a bit more… pizzazz!

What We REALLY Want From Kingsman 3 (Or Whatever It's Called)

Look, at the end of the day, the title isn't the most important thing. We want the action. The gadgets. The witty banter. And more of Eggsy and Harry being total badasses.

We want mind-blowing fight scenes choreographed to perfectly timed music. We want villains with ridiculous schemes. We want suits so sharp they could cut diamonds.

And maybe, just maybe, a plot that doesn't require a Ph.D. to understand.

Ultimately, as long as the new Kingsman movie delivers on the promise of stylish espionage and over-the-top action, I'm willing to forgive them for calling it Kingsman: The Grocery List (though I really hope they don't).

But seriously, maybe they should crowdsource the title. I'm sure the internet could come up with something way more memorable than just "3."

What do you think the new Kingsman movie should be called? Let me know in the comments!

And while we're waiting for the official title announcement, I'm going to go practice my umbrella skills. Just in case.