Okay, let's be honest. We're all a little confused, right? Kingsman. Great franchise. Sharp suits. Exploding heads (sorry, not sorry). But the naming convention? A total head-scratcher.
Seriously, try explaining the chronological order of the movies to someone who hasn't seen them. Good luck!
A History of Slightly Confusing Titles
First, we had Kingsman: The Secret Service. Classic. Straightforward. It tells you exactly what you're getting: secret agents and, well, service.
Then came Kingsman: The Golden Circle. Okay, a bit more abstract. Golden Circle? Sounds a bit posh, doesn't it? Still, it works. We're on board.
But then… The King's Man. What?! Did they run out of ideas? It’s a prequel. Shouldn’t it have a completely different vibe?
The New One: Here's What We (Think) We Know
So, naturally, everyone's asking: what's the newKingsman movie called? Is it Kingsman 3? Or some other obscure title?
Kingsman 3 Release Date Updates, Cast and Everything You Need To Know
The official word is... well, not much. Details are scarce. It's being referred to as simply...Kingsman 3.
But come on! Is that the best they could do? After all the creative title we got?
My Unpopular Opinion: It Should Be Something Rad
Here’s my hot take: they missed a huge opportunity. The title should be something utterly ridiculous. Something that screams Kingsman, but also makes you raise an eyebrow.
Kingsman Movies In Order (Release & Chronological)
I mean, what about Kingsman: Tea and Treachery? Or Kingsman: The Savile Row Rumble? Okay, maybe I should stay out of the naming business.
But seriously, something with a bit more… pizzazz!
What We REALLY Want From Kingsman 3 (Or Whatever It's Called)
Look, at the end of the day, the title isn't the most important thing. We want the action. The gadgets. The witty banter. And more of Eggsy and Harry being total badasses.
New Kingsman Movie: Release Date, Cast, Plot, Trailer, News
We want mind-blowing fight scenes choreographed to perfectly timed music. We want villains with ridiculous schemes. We want suits so sharp they could cut diamonds.
And maybe, just maybe, a plot that doesn't require a Ph.D. to understand.
Ultimately, as long as the new Kingsman movie delivers on the promise of stylish espionage and over-the-top action, I'm willing to forgive them for calling it Kingsman: The Grocery List (though I really hope they don't).
Kingsman Movie 2020 - New Trailer - Gemma Arterton - 20th Century Fox
But seriously, maybe they should crowdsource the title. I'm sure the internet could come up with something way more memorable than just "3."
What do you think the new Kingsman movie should be called? Let me know in the comments!
And while we're waiting for the official title announcement, I'm going to go practice my umbrella skills. Just in case.