What We Do In The Shadows The Siren Cast

Ever watched What We Do in the Shadows and thought, "Hey, those vampires are pretty cool, but what if they had to deal with a…mermaid?" Well, you're in for a treat. This isn't some fan-fiction fever dream; it actually happened!
The Arrival of the Siren
In the episode “The Siren,” our favorite Staten Island vampires stumble upon a creature of the deep. It's a siren, snagged from the ocean by some local fishermen. And, like everything else in their un-lives, it becomes a hilarious, awkward, and surprisingly touching experience.
Imagine Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor, and even Colin Robinson trying to figure out what to do with a real-life mythical creature. It’s a recipe for comedic gold.
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Meet the Castaway: Jenna Ortega
That's right! Pre-Wednesday Addams, Jenna Ortega graced What We Do in the Shadows as the siren. And she brings a unique blend of vulnerability and otherworldliness to the role.
She's not your Disney princess mermaid. This siren is confused, hungry (for… things), and trying to navigate a world that’s utterly foreign to her.

A Fish Out of Water…Literally
The vampires, of course, have no clue how to care for a siren. They keep her in a bathtub filled with tap water, which is less than ideal. Laszlo, ever the "scientist," attempts to study her, which mostly involves staring intensely.
Nandor, bless his ancient heart, tries to be helpful, but his attempts are… well, Nandor-esque. Think grand gestures with zero practical application.
And Nadja, naturally, is fascinated by the siren's potential as a fashionable accessory. "Imagine the jewelry!" she probably muses.

A Different Kind of Love Story?
Here's where it gets surprisingly heartwarming. The siren, desperate for companionship, develops a bond with Colin Robinson. Yes, the energy vampire.
It turns out, their shared love of… consuming things makes them a perfect match (of sorts). Colin Robinson finds someone who truly appreciates his droning monologues. The horror!

Their connection is a bizarrely sweet exploration of finding kinship in the most unexpected places. Who knew an energy vampire and a siren could find common ground?
Beyond the Humor
While the episode is packed with the show's signature absurd humor, it also touches on themes of isolation and belonging. The siren is, after all, a creature torn from her home.
The vampires, despite their eccentricities, offer her a strange kind of sanctuary. It's a reminder that even the most monstrous beings can show compassion.

Why This Episode Swims
"The Siren" is a standout episode because it dares to be different. It introduces a fantastical element that perfectly complements the show's already quirky world. And Jenna Ortega's performance is captivating.
It reminds us that What We Do in the Shadows isn't just about vampires; it's about finding family in the most unlikely of circumstances. Even if that family includes a blood-sucking siren and an energy vampire with a penchant for office meetings.
So, if you're looking for a laugh, a touch of the bizarre, and maybe even a tear or two (of laughter, probably), dive into "The Siren." You won't regret it.
