What We Do In The Shadows The Escape

Okay, picture this: You're locked in a room. Not just any room, mind you. This room smells faintly of dust, old velvet, and maybe... bats?

There are weird portraits on the wall that seem to follow you with their eyes, and you swear you just saw a shadow move when no one else was there. Sound spooky? Sound fun?

Welcome to What We Do In The Shadows: The Escape!

Now, I know what you're thinking. Escape rooms? Been there, solved that. But trust me, this isn't your average "find the key under the rug" situation.

Forget about searching for boring clues. This escape room plunges you headfirst into the hilarious, gothic world of the hit TV show, What We Do In The Shadows. You're basically hanging out (and desperately trying to escape) with Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and of course, the energy vampire, Colin Robinson. Think of it as a super fun, interactive episode!

What's the Vibe?

The vibe is pure, unadulterated Shadows goodness. It’s like stepping directly into the Staten Island vampire house.

Expect absurd situations, ridiculous characters, and puzzles that require you to think like, well, a slightly incompetent vampire. Which, let's be honest, we all are on a Monday morning. Except maybe Colin Robinson.

What Do You Actually DO?

You and your team are trying to get the heck out of the vampires’ house! They've accidentally (or maybe on purpose, who knows with those guys?) locked you in. You need to solve a series of puzzles, find hidden objects, and complete tasks to escape before... well, before who knows what happens to unlucky mortals trapped in their lair. Probably something involving glitter and hypnotic singing.

Expect to decipher ancient (probably misspelled) vampire texts, operate mysterious contraptions that look like they were designed by Rube Goldberg on a sugar rush, and maybe even have a staring contest with a gargoyle.

Think of it as a scavenger hunt designed by someone who's been living under the same roof for hundreds of years and has a slightly skewed sense of humor. Okay, a very skewed sense of humor.

Why Is It So Great?

Because it’s hilarious! The puzzles are challenging but not impossible. The theming is spot-on, and the whole experience is infused with the quirky, deadpan humor that makes What We Do In The Shadows so beloved.

It’s like being inside the show, interacting with the world and the characters in a way you never thought possible. Plus, bragging rights. Imagine being able to say, "Yeah, I escaped Nadja's clutches. No big deal." Instant legend!

And let’s be real, who doesn’t want to feel like they're part of the Shadows universe, even if it's just for an hour? It’s better than doing the dishes, that’s for sure.

Is It Scary?

Not really scary, more spooky fun. Think goofy vampires, not terrifying monsters. So, unless you're particularly afraid of glitter or aggressively boring stories, you should be fine.

Who Should Try It?

Anyone who loves What We Do In The Shadows, escape rooms, or just a good laugh. Bring your friends, your family (the ones who get your weird sense of humor, anyway), or even your coworkers. Just be prepared for some seriously silly teamwork.

So, are you ready to accept the challenge? Can you escape the clutches of Staten Island's most inept vampires? Book your adventure today, and get ready for a night of spooky, silly, and unforgettable fun!

Seriously, just go. You won't regret it. Unless you get turned into a familiar, then... maybe a little regret.