What We Do In The Shadows Season 3 Characters

Okay, folks, let's dive headfirst into the hilariously chaotic world of What We Do In The Shadows Season 3! Get ready for a character breakdown so fun, it'll make you want to start your own vampire council (don't actually do that).

The Vampires, Glorious and Goofy

Nandor the Relentless (or is he?)

First up, we have Nandor, the self-proclaimed "relentless" warrior. Think of him as that friend who always says they're going to hit the gym, but ends up ordering pizza instead. He means well, mostly, but his leadership skills are… well, let's just say they're a work in progress.

He's constantly searching for love, which usually ends in disaster. Poor guy just can't catch a break, can he? We're all rooting for him, even when he accidentally raises the dead (again).

Laszlo Cravensworth: The Debaucherous Dandy

Ah, Laszlo, the vampire rockstar with a penchant for top hats and doing... well, whatever he wants. He's basically the embodiment of "live fast, die young, and leave a ridiculously well-dressed corpse."

His relationship with Nadja is the stuff of legends (and by legends, I mean delightfully weird and passionate arguments). He loves his wife, he loves to experiment, and he absolutely loves a good time.

Nadja of Antipaxos: The Vampiress with Sass

Speaking of Nadja, she's the sharp-tongued, no-nonsense vampiress who always speaks her mind. She's the friend who will tell you your outfit is hideous, but also the one who will defend you to the death.

She's a powerful witch (sort of) and always up to something. Don't cross her, unless you want to end up as a familiar... or worse.

Colin Robinson: The Energy Vampire

Oh, Colin Robinson, the energy vampire who sucks the life out of you with his boring stories. He's the coworker who traps you in a never-ending conversation about spreadsheets. The longer they talk, the better he feels.

But this season, things get interesting with Colin. Let's just say, his energy-sucking ways take on a whole new meaning, which is as gross as it is hilarious. Be warned, you will never think about energy vampires the same way again!

The Humans (and Quasi-Humans)

Guillermo de la Cruz: The Long-Suffering Familiar

Sweet Guillermo, the familiar who's secretly a vampire hunter. He's the unsung hero of the show, constantly cleaning up the vampires' messes. He's the friend who always drives, even though everyone else is way more fun at karaoke.

He just wants to be a vampire himself, but the vampires are too busy being oblivious to notice his dedication. This season, Guillermo really comes into his own, showing off his vampire-slaying skills and making us all cheer.

He is a precious cinnamon roll who must be protected, even if he's also a badass vampire killer. And we all want him to find happiness, even if that means becoming a vampire.

The Guide: The Newbie of the Vampire Council

Played brilliantly by Kristen Schaal, The Guide adds an extra layer of absurdity to the series. She's trying to guide Nandor and Nadja to be responsible leaders.

She is dedicated, hard-working and willing to help, even when she's completely ignored or shut down. What a relatable experience!

Season 3 takes these characters to new heights of ridiculousness. So buckle up, grab a garlic-free snack, and prepare to laugh your way through another season of undead mayhem!