What We Do In The Shadows New Zealand

Welcome to Wellington: Where Vampires are Just Trying to Get By

Ever wondered what happens when vampires aren't busy brooding dramatically in castles or charming their way into high society? Well, let me introduce you to What We Do in the Shadows, the New Zealand version. Prepare for chaos, awkwardness, and surprisingly relatable roommate drama, just with added bloodlust.

Our story unfolds in a creaky, dusty old house in Wellington, where four vampires are trying to navigate the 21st century. It's like The Real World, but instead of getting jobs and dating, they're arguing over who has to do the dishes (which, let's be honest, never get done) and trying not to accidentally kill their human familiar.

Meet the Flatmates From Hell (But in a Fun Way!)

First up, we have Viago, the 18th-century dandy with a heart of gold… and a crippling fear of conflict. He's the long-suffering leader of the group, forever trying to mediate between his eccentric housemates and keep things (relatively) civilized.

Then there's Vladislav the Poker, a fallen tyrant who used to be known as Vladislav the Impaler. Sadly, his reputation has been somewhat tarnished by a run-in with "The Beast" - an old foe from centuries past.

Deacon is the young rebel of the group, a mere 183 years old. He’s obsessed with darkness and brooding, despite often being the most clueless of the bunch.

And let's not forget Petyr, the Nosferatu-esque ancient one who lives in the basement and mostly communicates through terrifying hisses. He’s basically the grumpy grandpa of the house, except, you know, undead.

Modern Problems, Undead Solutions (or Lack Thereof)

The beauty of What We Do in the Shadows lies in its brilliant blend of the supernatural and the mundane. These vampires might be centuries old and capable of turning into bats, but they still struggle with everyday things like paying rent, understanding internet banking, and choosing the right outfit for the Unholy Masquerade.

Imagine trying to explain to a centuries-old vampire what glitter is, let alone why it’s so difficult to clean up. These are the kinds of situations you'll see, and believe me, they're hilarious.

They also have trouble navigating the local supernatural community. Werewolves led by the aggressively polite Anton. Anton, if you are reading this, good day!

Why You Should Binge-Watch This Immediately

If you're looking for a comedy that's smart, silly, and surprisingly heartwarming, What We Do in the Shadows is your answer. It’s a mockumentary-style masterpiece that proves even immortal beings can be endearingly flawed.

The characters are unforgettable, the situations are absurd, and the New Zealand setting adds a unique charm that's hard to resist. It’s a breath of fresh (or, you know, slightly stale, vampire-lair) air in the world of comedy.

So, ditch the sparkly vampires and the brooding bloodsuckers, and embrace the Kiwi vampires who are just trying to make it in the modern world. You won't regret it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go clean up the glitter… again. And maybe hide some garlic.

"Bat!" - Nandor the Relentless, or was it Deacon?