What Time The Dallas Cowboy Game Come On
Ah, the Dallas Cowboys. America's Team, right? More like America's Time-Scheduling Enigma! Figuring out when they actually play feels like solving a Rubik's Cube blindfolded.
The Sunday Struggle
Sundays are supposed to be simple. Wake up, maybe have some pancakes. Eventually, football should happen, right? Not with the Cowboys!
Sometimes it's noon. Other times, it's a late afternoon affair. And let's not even talk about those prime-time games.
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The Prime-Time Predicament
Speaking of prime time... Oh boy! Suddenly, 8:20 PM ET is the new normal. That's practically bedtime for some of us!
Trying to stay awake feels like a personal challenge. Like I'm competing against NyQuil itself. Is it worth it?
My unpopular opinion? The Cowboys should only play at 1 PM on Sundays. Let's keep things civilized.
Monday Night Mayhem
Monday Night Football. A tradition! Unless you have to, you know, work the next day. Then it's just torture.
Another late kickoff. Another battle against sleep deprivation. My coffee maker is starting to judge me.
Do the Cowboys realize some of us have lives? Okay, maybe not during football season. But still!
Thursday Night Trauma
Thursday Night Football is a relatively new beast. It disrupts the entire week. Who decided this was a good idea?
Suddenly, your meticulously planned schedule is thrown into chaos. You're scrambling to find snacks and a comfortable spot on the couch.
And of course, the game starts late. Because why not? Let's just ruin everyone's sleep schedule completely.
The "Flex" Factor
Oh, and let's not forget the delightful "flex" scheduling. The NFL's way of saying, "Surprise! We're changing the game time with minimal notice!"
It's like they're actively trying to mess with us. Are we just pawns in their elaborate game of scheduling chess?
I swear, I need a spreadsheet to keep track of all the potential game times. It's a second job at this point.
My Solution (That No One Asked For)
Here's my revolutionary idea: The Cowboys should play every game at 2:15 PM CT. Every. Single. One.
No more surprises. No more late nights. Just consistent, predictable football.
I know, I know. It'll never happen. But a girl can dream, right?
The Reality
So, what time do the Dallas Cowboys play? The answer, unfortunately, is always "it depends."
It depends on the week, the opponent, the TV network, the alignment of the planets... you get the idea.
The best bet? Just clear your entire schedule from Thursday to Monday. And stock up on coffee.
“Next time you're stressed, take a step back, inhale and laugh. Remember who you are and why you're here. You're never given anything in this world that you can't handle. Be strong, be flexible, love yourself, and love others. Always remember, just keep moving forward.” - Lindsay Lohan
Maybe Lindsay Lohan knows the right way for a Cowboys' fan.
At the end, we will still watch the Dallas Cowboys, no matter what the time!
